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<big><big>'''TO DO''':</big>
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*{{Done}} - <s>Add the missing articles, i'm working on that.</s>
 
*{{Done}} - <s>Re-add all the hyperlinked article titles. They were removed by mistake.</s>
 
*{{Done}} - <s>Upload the thumbnails of articles that don't have them. (Download them from [https://what-if.xkcd.com/archive/ HERE] and click '''100x''' in the table below. Then upload, making sure to add it to [[:Category:What If? Images]].</s>
 
  
*Keep improving the explanations, almost all of them are too short!
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'''Hey everyone! I got in touch with [[Randall Munroe]] himself!! Here's what you need to know.'''
  
*Populate the two new columns, '''Books''' and '''YouTube''' (<u>You don't need to own the books to help!</u> </big>The book chapters are already on this page: '''[[What If? chapters]]'''. Simply move what's already there, in this format:</big>
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{{notice|<big><big>UPDATE: He answered my latest questions, so I sent him another list of questions! He hasn't replied as of 13/9</big></big>}}
  
'''YouTube''':
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<big>{{TOC}}</big>I emailed him to ask for the official release date of [[36: Scientists]] (see [[36: Scientists#Trivia|the trivia for more info]]). Surprisingly, he got back to me! You can read the full conversation below. I'll keep you posted if I receive more messages! You can [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:FaviFake&action=watch add this page to your watchlist] to keep track of it. I haven't received his explicit permission to feature his messages in full, so initially i hid his messages. I've now published the contents of his emails, since he hasn't responded to my request to make them public. My emails have not been altered, but in the copy-pasting, links have been removed. These emails were all hyperlinked, I now added back only a few links.
  
<nowiki>{{yt|YTNUMBER|YYYY|MM|DD|YTLINK|VIDEOTITLE}}</nowiki>
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In his second email, Randall expressed willingness to answer a few more questions, particularly simpler, administrative questions (like the one he answered already), but kindly explained he prefers to avoid too much meta-commentary. Because I didn't want to come up with every question and I wanted to hear everyone, I'll try to send him some that you want, if he agrees to receiving more! You can [[#Your suggestions! What should I ask next?|add your suggestions here!]].
 
'''EXAMPLE:'''<nowiki>{{yt|</nowiki><font color="SeaGreen">'''''2'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''2022'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''12'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''31'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''https://www.youtube.com/2LSyNhb5Y'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''What if everyone pointed a laser at the moon?'''''</font>}}
 
  
'''Books:'''
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Even if he doesn't answer all these questions, we could also use this page for other things. I'm also planning to create a page on this wiki containing '''everything''' we don't know about xkcd, using these questions. '''So, keep posting your questions!''' In the future, this could become:
For the first book:
 
<nowiki>{{book</nowiki><font color="SeaGreen">'''''1'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''CHAPTER-NUMBER'''''</font>}}
 
  
For the second book:
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*A list of everything we can research extremely in-depth, if someone wants to help the wiki that way.
<nowiki>{{book</nowiki><font color="SeaGreen">'''''2'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''CHAPTER-NUMBER'''''</font>}}
 
 
'''EXAMPLE:'''<nowiki>{{book</nowiki><font color="SeaGreen">'''''2'''''</font>|<font color="SeaGreen">'''''69'''''</font>}}
 
  
{{notice|<big>{{Done}} - I added all the missing articles!<br>The table is complete. Help by doing the above. Thanks!}}
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*A list of quick questions to ask him when someone meets him in person, at a book tour for example.
  
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*A page for people who want to read about things we don't know and is interested in xkcd mysteries.
  
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<span style="background-color:#9eff9e;"><span font-size:1.4em;">'''<big><big>&nbsp; [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title{{=}}User:FaviFake&action{{=}}edit&section{{=}}2 CLICK HERE TO ADD NEW QUESTION'''  (scroll to bottom)]
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!Date
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==Email thread==
!Title
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<div class="plainlinks">
!Reader's question
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{| class="wikitable"
!Randall's answer
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!Question from the Explain xkcd wiki regarding one of your comics
!Books
 
!YouTube
 
 
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!1
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|Email thread - 4 messages — Here's a [https://imgur.com/a/2StTkvJ screenshot of one of the emails], if you need some sort of proof.
|2012‑07‑10
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|[[File:Relativistic_Baseball.png|100px]]
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|'''{{what if|1|Relativistic Baseball}}'''
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{| class="wikitable"
|''"What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?"''
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|'''FaviFake''' <[email redacted]@gmail.com>
|The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion, and possibly a ruling of "hit by pitch".
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!14 February 2025 at 19:16 CET
|{{book1|2}}
 
|{{yt|5|2024|02|06|What if you threw a baseball at nearly light speed?|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EI08o-IGYk}}
 
 
|-
 
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| colspan="2" |To: Randall Munroe <[Randall's email redacted]@gmail.com>
|2012‑07‑10 7 daye
 
|[[File:SAT_Guessing.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|2|SAT Guessing}}'''
 
|''"What if everyone who took the SAT guessed on every multiple‑choice question? How many perfect scores would there be?"''
 
|No one would get a perfect score.
 
|
 
|
 
 
|-
 
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|2012‑07‑17
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|[[File:Yoda.png|100px]]
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Hi,
|'''{{what if|3|Yoda}}'''
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I'm an editor at explainxkcd.com, which you probably know is the wiki that explains all your comics and provides as much info as possible on them.
|''"How much Force power can Yoda output?"''
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|First regular release. From here on standard release day was Tuesday. It's about 19.2 kilowatts, or 25 horsepower.
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In pursuit of that goal, we have always had an unsolved mystery only you can solve. Comic [[36: Scientists]] was originally posted as a duplicate of comic [[10: Pi Equals]]. You corrected this sometime between April 23, 2006 and July 5, 2006 , when the current version showed up in the web archive (see the two links). The comic looks like one of your old drawings.
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So, explain xkcd thinks that when you realized your mistake (over three months after it was originally posted), you probably found an old unused drawing and posted it, to not make it stand out compared to the other comics from that time. This all means we have no date for this comic, since it could've been posted anytime between the two dates mentioned above. You can read more about this here. (If you're interested, we have a more comprehensive history of your webcomic here.)
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Could you kindly help us figure this out by checking when you released comic #[[36]], so we can add an official date to it? This is one of the only official comics which we don't know the date of.
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Kind regards,<br>FaviFake<br>editor @ explain xkcd
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''[In the copy-pasting, links have been removed. These emails were all hyperlinked, I now added back only a few links.]''
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{| class="wikitable"
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|'''Randall Munroe''' [Randall's email redacted]
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!14 February 2025 at 22:20 CET
 
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| colspan="2" |To: FaviFake <[email redacted]@gmail.com>
|2012‑07‑24
 
|[[File:A_Moles_of_Moles.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|4|A Mole of Moles}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place?"''
 
|As a mole is such a high number this would be tricky. They would condense into a pressurized sphere of meat that would freeze and occasionally explode from gases.
 
|{{book1|10}}
 
|
 
 
|-
 
|-
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|2012‑07‑31
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FaviFake,
|[[File:Robot_Apocalypse.png|100px]]
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|'''{{what if|5|Robot Apocalypse}}'''
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I had totally forgotten about this! Checking my logs, I believe I swapped it in on April 28th.
|''"What if there was a robot apocalypse? How long would humanity last?"''
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|Humanity would survive if the robots cared about keeping themselves alive as well. If not, then we all die.
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Thank you for your tireless documentation effort :)
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Warmest wishes,<br>Randall
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|}
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{| class="wikitable"
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|'''FaviFake''' <[email redacted]@gmail.com>
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!15 February 2025 at 17:39 CET
 
|-
 
|-
!6
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| colspan="2" |To: Randall Munroe <[Randall's email redacted]@gmail.com>
|2012‑08‑07
 
|[[File:Glass_Half_Empty.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|6|Glass Half Empty}}'''
 
|''"What if a glass of water was, all of a sudden, literally half empty?"''
 
|As in a vacuum? Which half are you talking about? If the vacuum is on the bottom, it would explode, but if it's on the top, the air rushes in and it becomes normal water.
 
|
 
|
 
 
|-
 
|-
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| colspan="2" |Hello Randall,
|2012‑08‑14
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|[[File:Everybody_Out.png|100px]]
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Thank you so much for your response!! I'm certain the rest of the community will be thrilled to have an official answer.
|'''{{what if|7|Everybody Out}}'''
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|''"Is there enough energy to move the entire current human population off‑planet?"''
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Unfortunately, this is by far not the only "unsolved mystery" we have encountered in our research of your comic. Because we don't get to talk to you very often, I'd like to ask you if you can answer more of our many questions, if you're up for it. Of course, I do not want to annoy you or waste your time, so please let me know if this is something you'd enjoy! I will try to keep the questions entertaining for you.
|No, at least not without starving to death quickly and leaving our pets, belongings and everything else behind.
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Kind regards,<br>FaviFake
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|}
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{| class="wikitable"
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|'''Randall Munroe''' <[Randall's email redacted]@gmail.com>
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!17 February 2025 at 19:02 CET
 
|-
 
|-
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| colspan="2" |To: FaviFake <[email redacted]@gmail.com>
|2012‑08‑21
 
|[[File:Everybody_Jump.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|8|Everybody Jump}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if everyone on earth stood as close to each other as they could and jumped, everyone landing on the ground at the same instant?"''
 
|Earth would be unaffected, but almost all humans would probably be wiped out due to everyone trying to get home at the same time.
 
|
 
|{{yt|9|2024|04|16|What if everyone jumped at once?|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2M8Y0z9Rl0}}
 
 
|-
 
|-
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| colspan="2" |FaviFake,
|2012‑08‑28
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|[[File:Soul_Mates.png|100px]]
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You're welcome to send over questions, although I can't promise any answers so please don't put too much time into it!
|'''{{what if|9|Soul Mates}}'''
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|''"What if everyone actually had only one soul mate, a random person somewhere in the world?"''
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I've always tried to resist the temptation to do too much explaining or meta-commentary in general, partly because once you start breaking the fourth wall, it can be hard to stop, and partly because I've found those boundaries are helpful for keeping me focused.
|Almost nobody would find their soul mate.
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|{{book1|6}}
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But if you want to send over some of your questions, I can see if there are at least a few of them that I can answer—at least some of the simpler, more administrative ones.
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And seriously, my heartfelt thanks to you and everyone there. It's such a privilege to make something that people think is worth so much effort to explain <3
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—Randall
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|}
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{| class="wikitable"
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|'''FaviFake''' <[email redacted]@gmail.com>
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!20 February 2025 at 18:07
 
|-
 
|-
!10
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| colspan="2" |To: Randall Munroe <[Randall's email redacted]@gmail.com>
|2012‑09‑04
 
|[[File:Cassini.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|10|Cassini}}'''
 
|''"What would the world be like if the land masses were spread out the same way as now ‑ only rotated by an angle of 90 degrees?"''
 
|Mass biosphere collapse.
 
|
 
|
 
 
|-
 
|-
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| colspan="2" |Randall,
|2012‑09‑11
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|[[File:Droppings.png|100px]]
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Thank you for the kind words!! I really appreciate the offer. Next time, I'm thinking of asking the community for other simple and administrative questions, because I'm sure I don't represent everyone.
|'''{{what if|11|Droppings}}'''
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|''"If you went outside and lay down on your back with your mouth open, how long would you have to wait until a bird pooped in it?"''
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(Also, would it be okay to feature your responses on our wiki?)
|195 years. Assuming you are in a area with a reasonable amount of birds. But why would you ''want'' to catch bird poop in your mouth?
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I had drafted the paragraphs below in advance and I'm not sure if they fall outside the boundaries you mentioned, but I figured I’d ask anyway since this is a topic the other editors are very curious about. Of course, no worries if you’d rather not get into the details! We have plenty of simpler questions we can't answer ourselves. Here you go:
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On June 17, 2009, you released [[Conservation]] (along with IBM's accompanying blog post), the first comic created with IBM for their "A Smarter Planet" blog. You used the filename conservation.png, as usual. On August 11, 2009, the second comic of the series, [[Prescriptions]], was released (with its blog post), but this time you used an unusual filename: ibm_hc_1.png.
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We initially believed these were the only comics you created, mainly because they were the only ones featured on your page xkcd.com/asmarterplanet, but a little over a month ago we discovered two additional never-before-seen comics by experimenting with the image URLs for [[ibm_hc_2]].png and [[ibm_hc_3]].png. We believe you created these two comics as part of the IBM partnership, but for some reason they were never released publicly and were only accessible from imgs.xkcd.com. (Interestingly enough, they are still available!)
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Any additional info you can give us would help a ton! For example: their titles, when they were drawn or supposed to be released, or why they were never officially published. Thank you!
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—FaviFake
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''I wanted to also hear what ''you'' wanted to ask! Randall asked for simpler, administrative questions (like the one he answered), and not ones that required too much explaining. Please add your suggestions to the section below! If you have thoughts, [[User talk:FaviFake#Contacting Randall Munroe|send them to me on my talk page]]!''
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''Since I still hadn't heard back, I sent another email with a few of the quickest and smaller questions below.]''
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{| class="wikitable"
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|'''FaviFake''' <[email redacted]@gmail.com>
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!13 March 2025 at 19:40
 
|-
 
|-
!12
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| colspan="2" |To: Randall Munroe <[Randall's email redacted]@gmail.com>
|2012‑09‑18
 
|[[File:Raindrop.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|12|Raindrop}}'''
 
|''"What if a rainstorm dropped all of its water in a single giant drop?"''
 
|The surrounding area would be obliterated and there would be mass confusion for many following years.
 
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|-
 
|-
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| colspan="2" |Hello Randall,
|2012‑09‑25
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|[[File:Laser_Pointer.png|100px]]
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Hope you're doing well! I'm just following up since it’s been a little while.
|'''{{what if|13|Laser Pointer}}'''
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|''"If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color?"''
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In the meantime, we gathered some simpler and more administrative questions from the community—ones that might be easier to answer than the previous one. Below are just a few of them—let me know if you'd be up for answering any!
|Not with regular lasers, but with more power, you could destroy the world.
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*When did you release [[Blue Eyes]]: The Hardest Login Puzzle in the World? This is one of the comics that don't have a confirmed release date.
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*In comic [[1572: xkcd Survey]], you published a Google Form and said that "everyone's responses will be posted [...] to create an interesting data set for people to play with". However, due to the large number of responses, you encountered technical problems and didn't release the results. Could you confirm the reason for the delay and whether we should expect to see the responses in the future?
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*Up until comic #[[1674]], you provided official transcripts for new comics in the JSON interface. In 2016, you stopped. Could you explain why?
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*What was/is the purpose of pages such as xkcd.com/yes, xkcd.com/burlap, xkcd.com/dot, and [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/explain_xkcd:Community_portal/Proposals#List_of_pages others]?
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Thanks again for your time, and no worries if you’re too busy! We truly appreciate any insights you can share.
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Kind regards,<br>FaviFake
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Four months after my last email, '''HE REPLIED!'''
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{| class="wikitable"
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|'''Randall Munroe''' <[Randall's email redacted]@gmail.com>
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! 9 July 2025 at 13:34
 
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| colspan="2" |To: FaviFake <[email redacted]@gmail.com>
|2012‑10‑02
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|14|Short Answer Section}}'''
 
|''"How long would the Sun last if a giant water hose were focused upon it?"''
 
|The Sun would become a black hole with all the mass of the water.
 
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|2012‑10‑02
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FaviFake,
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section.png|100px]]
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|'''{{what if|14|Short Answer Section}}'''
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Sorry for the extremely long delay here, but I wanted to send you replies to some of these! <blockquote><span style="color:#500050;">In the meantime, we gathered some simpler and more administrative questions from the community—ones that might be easier to answer than the previous one. Below are just a few of them—let me know if you'd be up for answering any!</span>
|''"What if you shined a flashlight (or a laser) into a sphere made of one‑way mirror glass?"''
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<blockquote><div style="color:#500050;">On June 17, 2009, you released [[Conservation]] (along with IBM's accompanying blog post), the first comic created with IBM for their "A Smarter Planet" blog. You used the filename conservation.png, as usual. On August 11, 2009, the second comic of the series, [[Prescriptions]], was released (with its blog post), but this time you used an unusual filename: ibm_hc_1.png.
|One-way glass does not exist. The light shines through just like normal glass.
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We initially believed these were the only comics you created, mainly because they were the only ones featured on your page xkcd.com/asmarterplanet, but a little over a month ago we discovered two additional never-before-seen comics by experimenting with the image URLs for [[ibm_hc_2]].png and [[ibm_hc_3]].png. We believe you created these two comics as part of the IBM partnership, but for some reason they were never released publicly and were only accessible from imgs.xkcd.com. (Interestingly enough, they are still available!)</div>
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</blockquote></blockquote>
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I had forgotten about these! These were other draft comics I drew for the project, and I put them in that folder to transfer them, but IIRC the project involved a lot of organizational moving parts, and for administrative reasons those comics didn't end up getting published. I believe I never gave them titles.<blockquote>
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* <span style="color:#500050;">When did you release Blue Eyes: The Hardest Login Puzzle in the World? This is one of the comics that don't have a confirmed release date.</span>
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</blockquote>Unfortunately, I don't have an easy way to answer that one!<blockquote>
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* <span style="color:#500050;">In comic [[1572: xkcd Survey]], you published a Google Form and said that "everyone's responses will be posted [...] to create an interesting data set for people to play with". However, due to the large number of responses, you encountered technical problems and didn't release the results. Could you confirm the reason for the delay and whether we should expect to see the responses in the future?</span>
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</blockquote>Haha, I got a fun message from the Google Forms administrators that day. Apparently they were in the middle of updating to a new system on the day I posted the comic, and I provided an extremely unexpected—and profoundly unwelcome—load test. But they were very nice about it and we eventually managed to recover most of the data.<br>
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I haven't found a way to release it that I'm comfortable with. I tried to ask about frivolous stuff that wouldn't provide easy fodder for shoddy social science, but I found that for almost any correlation pair in the dataset, you could immediately project a half dozen intriguing, serious, and contradictory theories onto the data. People were incredibly thoughtful and detailed in their responses to my silly questions, which made me want to be very careful with how I used their data. I still might find a way to release selections from it, because it's a fascinating dataset, but only if I'm confident that I'm not enabling bad science or betraying anyone's trust.<blockquote>
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* <span style="color:#500050;">Up until comic #1674, you provided official transcripts for new comics in the JSON interface. In 2016, you stopped. Could you explain why?</span>
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</blockquote>The transcripts were initially submitted by readers through Ryan North's OhNoRobot project, moderated and edited by some friends of mine through a custom system they set up. They eventually ended up often simply writing the transcripts themselves. It ended up being a lot of work to ask of volunteers, and eventually infrastructure updates were needed while the people involved were busy with other things, so I let them stop updating rather than trying to recruit more people.<br>
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I'd love to start offering transcripts again, and hope to do so at some point soon, hopefully in a way that indicates they're from a third party without creating too much spam potential. As I'm sure you know from doing transcripts on the wiki, translating a comic to text can involve a lot of additional creative decisions—it's a different medium, after all!—so I want to make them available for accessibility while ideally clarifying that they're written from the point of view of a reader, to avoid making readers feel like they NEED to read both versions to see everything that I meant to include!<blockquote>
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* <span style="color:#500050;">What was/is the purpose of pages such as [https://xkcd.com/yes xkcd.com/yes], [https://xkcd.com/burlap xkcd.com/burlap], [https://xkcd.com/dot xkcd.com/dot], and [[explain xkcd:Community portal/Proposals#List of pages|others]]?</span>
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</blockquote>Most of those were inside jokes sent to friends, but [https://xkcd.com/dot xkcd.com/dot] is an improvised migraine test! Since I was a kid, I've occasionally gotten the type of migraine that starts with blind spots in the vision. They can be hard to tell apart from sun glare at first, but I found I could tell whether I was having one by looking at a blinking dot to see if it disappeared—which would tell me I needed to take painkillers ASAP. I made that gif and put it on my website for easy access from wherever I was at the time. Thankfully, the migraines have gotten less frequent over the years, but I still have to use that page occasionally.
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I hope that's helpful!
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Best wishes,<br>Randall
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I replied:
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|'''FaviFake''' <[email redacted]@gmail.com>
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!3 September 2025 at 11:13
 
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| colspan="2" |To: Randall Munroe <[Randall's email redacted]@gmail.com>
|2012‑10‑02
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|14|Short Answer Section}}'''
 
|''"If Michael Phelps could hold his breath indefinitely, how long would it take for him to reach the lowest point in the ocean and back if he swam straight down and then straight back up?"''
 
|Michael Phelps would die somewhere between 100 and 400 meters of depth. If he was immune to pressure, then it would take 3 hours to swim to the bottom of the Marianas Trench and back.
 
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|2012‑10‑02
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|[[File:Short_Answer_Section.png|100px]]
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Thanks so much for responding to these! We've already added them to the wiki. I also apologise for taking so long to reply; I seem to be exceptionally skilled at involuntary procrastination.
|'''{{what if|14|Short Answer Section}}'''
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|''"In the first Superman movie, Superman flies around Earth so fast that it begins turning in the opposite direction. This somehow turns back time [... ] How much energy would someone flying around the Earth have to exert in order to reverse the Earth's rotation?"''
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You didn’t explicitly say you wanted more questions, but I'll risk asking anyway :)
|Superman wasn't pushing the Earth. He was flying {{w|Superluminal motion|superluminally}} and was thus travelling back through time.
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1. Before xkcd.com, you posted your comics on LiveJournal. When you launched xkcd.com, you uploaded the backlog of 41 comics from LiveJournal in a seemingly random order. Was there a reason for this? For example, did you intentionally assign number 7 to your first comic, Girl sleeping, and number 1 to your fifth comic, Barrel - Part 1?
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2. Why was the xkcd warning removed? Four hours after comic Earth Temperature Timeline was released, the warning and footnote disappeared. A new footnote appeared three weeks later, but the warning never came back. We speculated it was related to the comic's sudden surge in popularity, but we're not sure why it wasn't reinstated.
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|2012‑10‑02
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3. The old LiveJournal caption for comic Godel, Escher, Kurt Halsey mentioned other comics in the series. Unfortunately, the image and link to the "full series" weren’t archived. Is there more to this comic than what’s now available, or was the LiveJournal version simply an excerpt?
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section.png|100px]]
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|'''{{what if|14|Short Answer Section}}'''
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4. Three years ago, Matthew Smoot said that the xkcd store was "closed indefinitely due to supply chain issues", but recently it was announced that it will be opening soon! What happened?
|''"How fast would you have to go in your car to run a red light claiming that it appeared green to you due to the Doppler Effect?"''
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|About one sixth of the {{w|speed of light}}.
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!14
 
|2012‑10‑02
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|14|Short Answer Section}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if you opened a portal between Boston (sea level) and Mexico City (elev. 8000+ feet)?"''
 
|There would be winds of 440 mph (708 km/h) sucking Boston into Mexico City.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!14
 
|2012‑10‑02
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|14|Short Answer Section}}'''
 
|''"When my wife and I started dating she invited me over for dinner at one time. Her kitchen had something called Bauhaus chairs, which are full of holes, approx 5‑6 millimeters in diameter in both back and seat. During this lovely dinner I was forced to liberate a small portion of wind and was relieved that I managed to do so very discretely. Only to find that the chair I sat on converted the successful silence into a perfect, and loud, flute note. We were both (luckily) amazed and surprised and I have often wondered what the odds are for something like that happening. We kept the chairs for five years but despite laborious attempts it couldn't be reproduced."''
 
|This... isn’t actually a question, but thank you for sharing!
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!15
 
|2012‑10‑09
 
|[[File:Mariana_Trench_Explosion.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|15|Mariana Trench Explosion}}'''
 
|''"What if you exploded a nuclear bomb (say, the Tsar Bomba) at the bottom of the Marianas Trench?"''
 
|It would warm a small patch of the ocean and not do much. With a bigger bomb, it could destroy the world.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!16
 
|2012‑10‑16
 
|[[File:Today's_topic‑_Lightning.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|16|Today's topic: Lightning}}'''
 
|''"How dangerous is it to be in a pool during a thunderstorm?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|19|Lightning}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!16
 
|2012‑10‑16
 
|[[File:Today's_topic‑_Lightning.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|16|Today's topic: Lightning}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if you were taking a shower or standing under a waterfall when you were struck by lightning?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|19|Lightning}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!16
 
|2012‑10‑16
 
|[[File:Today's_topic‑_Lightning.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|16|Today's topic: Lightning}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if you were in a boat, plane or a submarine that got hit by lightning?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|19|Lightning}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!16
 
|2012‑10‑16
 
|[[File:Today's_topic‑_Lightning.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|16|Today's topic: Lightning}}'''
 
|''"What if you were changing the light at the top of a radio tower and lightning struck? Or what if you were doing a backflip? Or standing in a graphite field? Or looking straight up at the bolt?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|19|Lightning}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!16
 
|2012‑10‑16
 
|[[File:Today's_topic‑_Lightning.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|16|Today's topic: Lightning}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if lightning struck a bullet in midair?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|19|Lightning}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!16
 
|2012‑10‑16
 
|[[File:Today's_topic‑_Lightning.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|16|Today's topic: Lightning}}'''
 
|''"What if you were flashing your BIOS during a thunderstorm and you got hit by lightning?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|19|Lightning}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!17
 
|2012‑10‑23
 
|[[File:Green_Cows.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|17|Green Cows}}'''
 
|''"If cows could photosynthesize, how much less food would they need?"''
 
|4% less. There just isn't enough area.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!18
 
|2012‑10‑30
 
|[[File:BB_Gun.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|18|BB Gun}}'''
 
|''"In Armageddon, a NASA guy comments that a plan to shoot a laser at the asteroid is like “shooting a b.b. gun at a freight train.” What would it take to stop an out‑of‑control freight train using only b.b. guns?"''
 
|40000 people and some magic. Stopping an asteroid with a laser on the other hand is a lot easier.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!19
 
|2012‑11‑06
 
|[[File:Tie_Vote.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|19|Tie Vote}}'''
 
|''"What if there's LITERALLY a tie?"''
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!20
 
|2012‑11‑13
 
|[[File:Diamond.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|20|Diamond}}'''
 
|''"If a meteor made out of diamond and 100 feet in diameter was traveling at the speed of light and hit the earth, what would happen to it?"''
 
|Nothing made of matter can travel at the speed of light, but at the closest speed observed (99.99999999999999999999951% of the speed of light, the speed of the Oh My God Particle), the Earth would explode with enough force to obliterate the entire solar system.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!21
 
|2012‑11‑20
 
|[[File:Machine_Gun_Jetpack.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|21|Machine Gun Jetpack}}'''
 
|''"Is it possible to build a jetpack using downward firing machine guns?"''
 
|Yes, but you need to talk to the Russians to do it right.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!22
 
|2012‑11‑27
 
|[[File:Cost_of_Pennies.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|22|Cost of Pennies}}'''
 
|''"If you carry a penny in your coin tray, how long would it take for that penny to cost you more than a cent in extra gas?"''
 
|Never.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!23
 
|2012‑12‑04
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section_II.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|23|Short Answer Section II}}'''
 
|''"If my printer could literally print out money, would it have that big an effect on the world?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|18|Short-Answer Section}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!23
 
|2012‑12‑04
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section_II.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|23|Short Answer Section II}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if you exploded a nuclear bomb in the eye of a hurricane? Would the storm cell be immediately vaporized?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|18|Short-Answer Section}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!23
 
|2012‑12‑04
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section_II.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|23|Short Answer Section II}}'''
 
|''"If everyone put little turbine generators on the downspouts of their houses and businesses, how much power would we generate? Would we ever generate enough power to offset the cost of the generators?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|18|Short-Answer Section}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!23
 
|2012‑12‑04
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section_II.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|23|Short Answer Section II}}'''
 
|''"Using only pronounceable letter combinations, how long would names have to be to give each star in the universe a unique one word name?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|18|Short-Answer Section}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!23
 
|2012‑12‑04
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section_II.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|23|Short Answer Section II}}'''
 
|''"I bike to class sometimes. It's annoying biking in the wintertime, because it's so cold. How fast would I have to bike for my skin to warm up the way a spacecraft heats up during reentry?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|18|Short-Answer Section}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!23
 
|2012‑12‑04
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section_II.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|23|Short Answer Section II}}'''
 
|''"How much physical space does the internet take up?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|18|Short-Answer Section}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!23
 
|2012‑12‑04
 
|[[File:Short_Answer_Section_II.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|23|Short Answer Section II}}'''
 
|''"What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang? Could this be an effective weapon, or would it be as stupid as it sounds?"''
 
|
 
|{{book1|18|Short-Answer Section}}
 
|
 
|-
 
!24
 
|2012‑12‑11
 
|[[File:Model_Rockets.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|24|Model Rockets}}'''
 
|''"How many model rocket engines would it take to launch a real rocket into space?"''
 
|About 65,000, give or take a few.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!25
 
|2012‑12‑18
 
|[[File:Three_Wise_Men.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|25|Three Wise Men}}'''
 
|''"The story of the three wise men got me wondering: What if you did walk towards a star at a fixed speed? What path would you trace on the Earth? Does it converge to a fixed cycle?"''
 
|No, but it does make some really cool patterns. The word "Bethlehem" was misspelled in this article.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!26
 
|2012‑12‑31 6 dayl
 
|[[File:Leap_Seconds.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|26|Leap Seconds}}'''
 
|''"Every now and then we have to insert a leap second because the Earth’s rotation is slowing down. Could we speed up Earth’s rotation, so that we do not need Leap Seconds?"''
 
|With 50 000 planets B-612 hitting the Earth each second and a few assumptions, we could stop worrying about leap seconds.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!27
 
|2013‑01‑08 1 dayl
 
|[[File:Death_Rates.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|27|Death Rates}}'''
 
|''"If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population?"''
 
|Not much. The world just has too many people.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!28
 
|2013‑01‑15
 
|[[File:Steak_Drop.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|28|Steak Drop}}'''
 
|''"From what height would you need to drop a steak for it to be cooked when it hit the ground?"''
 
|From the very edge of the atmosphere and even then it might not be fully cooked.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!29
 
|2013‑01‑22
 
|[[File:Spent_Fuel_Pool.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|29|Spent Fuel Pool}}'''
 
|''"What if I took a swim in a typical spent nuclear fuel pool? Would I need to dive to actually experience a fatal amount of radiation? How long could I stay safely at the surface?"''
 
|As long as you don't touch strange things and you don't swim too close to the fuel rods, it would be just like a regular pool. Except for the fact you would never make it to the pool.
 
|
 
|{{yt|8|2024|04|02|What if you swam in a nuclear storage pool?|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFRUL7vKdU8}}
 
|-
 
!30
 
|2013‑01‑29
 
|[[File:Interplanetary_Cessna.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|30|Interplanetary Cessna}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if you tried to fly a normal Earth airplane above different Solar System bodies?"''
 
|It would be difficult to fly on Mars, so you would crash. The gas giants also have this problem, and you would freeze and tumble. Titan and Venus are the best bets, but Titan is cold and Venus is full of sulfuric acid.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!31
 
|2013‑02‑05
 
|[[File:FedEx_Bandwidth.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|31|FedEx Bandwidth}}'''
 
|''"When ‑ if ever ‑ will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx?"''
 
|NEVER!!!
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!32
 
|2013‑02‑12
 
|[[File:Hubble.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|32|Hubble}}'''
 
|''"If the Hubble telescope were aimed at the Earth, how detailed would the images be?"''
 
|A smudge of colour.
 
|
 
|{{yt|1|2023|11|29|What if we aimed the Hubble Telescope at Earth?|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LSyizrk8-0}}
 
|-
 
!33
 
|2013‑02‑19
 
|[[File:Ships.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|33|Ships}}'''
 
|''"How much would the sea level fall if every ship were removed all at once from the Earth's waters?"''
 
|Less than a human hair's width.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!34
 
|2013‑02‑26
 
|[[File:what if? Twitter.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|34|Twitter}}'''
 
|''"How many unique English tweets are possible? How long would it take for the population of the world to read them all out loud?"''
 
|Forever, literally.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!35
 
|2013‑03‑05
 
|[[File:Hair_Dryer.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|35|Hair Dryer}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if a hair dryer with continuous power was turned on and put in an airtight 1x1x1 meter box?"''
 
|Bad things. Like lava, and the burning of North America.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!36
 
|2013‑03‑12
 
|[[File:Cornstarch.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|36|Cornstarch}}'''
 
|''"How much cornstarch can I rinse down the drain before unpleasant things start to happen?"''
 
|Define unpleasant. [[Megan]] seems to be having fun.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!37
 
|2013‑03‑19
 
|[[File:Supersonic_Stereo.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|37|Supersonic Stereo}}'''
 
|''"What if you somehow managed to make a stereo travel at twice the speed of sound, would it sound backwards to someone who was just casually sitting somewhere as it flies by?"''
 
|Assuming the stereo is indestructible then yes.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!38
 
|2013‑03‑26
 
|[[File:what if? Voyager.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|38|Voyager}}'''
 
|''"With today's technology, would it be possible to launch an unmanned mission to retrieve Voyager I?"''
 
|We could possibly spend a ton of money and resources to get a probe to Voyager. Getting it back is another story.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!39
 
|2013‑04‑02
 
|[[File:Hockey_Puck.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|39|Hockey Puck}}'''
 
|''"How hard would a puck have to be shot to be able to knock the goalie himself backwards into the net?"''
 
|This is another impossible scenario.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!40
 
|2013‑04‑09
 
|[[File:Pressure_Cooker.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|40|Pressure Cooker}}'''
 
|''"Am I right to be afraid of pressure cookers? What's the worst thing that can happen if you misuse a pressure cooker in an ordinary kitchen?"''
 
|The worst thing? Science.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!41
 
|2013‑04‑16
 
|[[File:Go_West.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|41|Go West}}'''
 
|''"If everybody in the US drove west, could we temporarily halt continental drift?"''
 
|Not even by a bit.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!42
 
|2013‑04‑23
 
|[[File:Longest_Sunset.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|42|Longest Sunset}}'''
 
|''"What is the longest possible sunset you can experience while driving, assuming we are obeying the speed limit and driving on paved roads?"''
 
|95 minutes at the right place at the right time.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!43
 
|2013‑04‑30
 
|[[File:Train_Loop.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|43|Train Loop}}'''
 
|''"Could a high‑speed train run through a vertical loop, like a rollercoaster, with the passengers staying comfortable?"''
 
|No, not even if we change the requirements to just the passengers staying alive.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!44
 
|2013‑05‑07
 
|[[File:High_Throw.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|44|High Throw}}'''
 
|''"How high can a human throw something?"''
 
|16 giraffes.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!45
 
|2013‑05‑14
 
|[[File:ISS_Music_Video.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|45|ISS Music Video}}'''
 
|''"Is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo this] the most expensive music video ever?"''
 
|No. Just no.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!46
 
|2013‑05‑21
 
|[[File:Bowling_Ball.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|46|Bowling Ball}}'''
 
|''"I've been told that if the Earth were shrunk down to the size of a bowling ball, it would be smoother than said bowling ball. My question is, what would a bowling ball look like if it were blown up to the size of the Earth?"''
 
|The finger holes would collapse and then not much would happen.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!47
 
|2013‑05‑28
 
|[[File:Alien_Astronomers.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|47|Alien Astronomers}}'''
 
|''"Let's assume there's life on the the nearest habitable exoplanet and that they have technology comparable to ours. If they looked at our star right now, what would they see?"''
 
|They would see pretty much nothing with regular telescopes. The detection could be possible with radio technology.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!48
 
|2013‑06‑04
 
|[[File:Sunset_on_the_British_Empire.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|48|Sunset on the British Empire}}'''
 
|''"When (if ever) did the Sun finally set on the British Empire?"''
 
|It hasn't set and it won't for thousands of years.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!49
 
|2013‑06‑11
 
|[[File:Sunless_Earth.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|49|Sunless Earth}}'''
 
|''"What would happen to the Earth if the Sun suddenly switched off?"''
 
|We would see a variety of benefits across our lives but we would also freeze and die.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!50
 
|2013‑06‑18
 
|[[File:Extreme_Boating.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|50|Extreme Boating}}'''
 
|''"What would it be like to navigate a rowboat through a lake of mercury? What about bromine? Liquid gallium? Liquid tungsten? Liquid nitrogen? Liquid helium?"''
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!51
 
|2013‑06‑25
 
|[[File:Free_Fall.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|51|Free Fall}}'''
 
|''"What place on Earth would allow you to freefall the longest by jumping off it? What about using a squirrel suit?"''
 
|Mount Thor would allow the longest fall an‑AAAAAAAAAAA...
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!52
 
|2013‑07‑02
 
|[[File:Bouncy_Balls.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|52|Bouncy Balls}}'''
 
|''"What if one were to drop 3,000 bouncy balls from a seven story parking structure onto a person walking on the sidewalk below? Should the person survive, what would be the number of bouncy balls needed to kill them? What injuries would occur and what would the associated crimes be?"''
 
|Around 3 000 000 balls. Death would occur and you would be charged with '''manslaughter''' or '''murder'''.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!53
 
|2013‑07‑09
 
|[[File:Drain_the_Oceans.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|53|Drain the Oceans}}'''
 
|''"How quickly would the ocean's drain if a circular portal 10 meters in radius leading into space was created at the bottom of Challenger Deep, the deepest spot in the ocean? How would the Earth change as the water is being drained?"''
 
|NETHERLANDS RULE!!! P.S., everyone dies, new islands everywhere.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!54
 
|2013‑07‑16
 
|[[File:Drain_the_Oceans_Part_II.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|54|Drain the Oceans: Part II}}'''
 
|''"Supposing you did '''{{what if|53|Drain the Oceans}}''', and dumped the water on top of the Curiosity rover, how would Mars change as the water accumulated?"''
 
|it would split into many islands and the Netherlands will take over.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!55
 
|2013‑07‑23
 
|[[File:Random_Sneeze_Call.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|55|Random Sneeze Call}}'''
 
|''"If you call a random phone number and say “God bless you”, what are the chances that the person who answers just sneezed? On average, not just in spring or fall."''
 
|The chances are 1 in 40000.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!56
 
|2013-07-30
 
|[[File:Restraining an Airplane.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|56|Restraining an Airplane}}'''
 
|''"If you wanted to anchor an airplane into the ground so it wouldn't be able to take off, what would the rope have to be made out of?"''
 
|Whale hair.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!57
 
|2013-08-06
 
|[[File:Dropping a Mountain.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|57|Dropping a Mountain}}'''
 
|''"What if a huge mountain—Denali, say—had the bottom inch of its base disappear? What would happen from the impact of the mountain falling 1 inch? What about 1 foot? What if the mountain's base were raised to the present height of the summit, and then the whole thing were allowed to drop to the earth?"''
 
|The first scenarios are pretty boring. the last is devastating.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!58
 
|2013-08-12 1 daye
 
|[[File:Orbital Speed.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|58|Orbital Speed}}'''
 
|''"What if a spacecraft slowed down on re-entry to just a few miles per hour using rocket boosters like the Mars-sky-crane? Would it negate the need for a heat shield?"''
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!58
 
|2013-08-12 1 daye
 
|[[File:Orbital Speed.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|58|Orbital Speed}}'''
 
|''"Is it possible for a spacecraft to control its reentry in such a way that it avoids the atmospheric compression and thus would not require the expensive (and relatively fragile) heat shield on the outside?"''
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!58
 
|2013-08-12 1 daye
 
0w later
 
|[[File:Orbital Speed.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|58|Orbital Speed}}'''
 
|''"Could a (small) rocket (with payload) be lifted to a high point in the atmosphere where it would only need a small rocket to get to escape velocity?"''
 
|
 
|
 
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|-
 
!59
 
|2013-08-20 1 dayl
 
|[[File:Updating a Printed Wikipedia.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|59|Updating a Printed Wikipedia}}'''
 
|''"If you had a printed version of the whole of (say, the English) Wikipedia, how many printers would you need in order to keep up with the changes made to the live version?"''
 
|6, but they would cost much more than you could afford and filing would be a nightmare.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!60
 
|2013-08-27
 
|[[File:Signs of Life.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|60|Signs of Life}}'''
 
|''"If you could teleport to a random place of the surface of the Earth, what are the odds that you'll see signs of intelligent life?"''
 
|70% of the time you would end up in the ocean.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!61
 
|2013-09-03
 
|[[File:Speed Bump.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|61|Speed Bump}}'''
 
|''"How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live?"''
 
|Surprisingly fast, but beware destroying the city, and fines.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!62
 
|2013-09-10
 
|[[File:Falling With Helium.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|62|Falling With Helium}}'''
 
|''"What if I jumped out of an airplane with a couple of tanks of helium and one huge, un-inflated balloon? Then, while falling, I release the helium and fill the balloon. How long of a fall would I need in order for the balloon to slow me enough that I could land safely?"''
 
|2500 cubic feet.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!63
 
|2013-09-17
 
|[[File:Google's Datacenters on Punch Cards.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|63|Google's Datacenters on Punch Cards}}'''
 
|''"If all digital data were stored on punch cards, how big would Google's data warehouse be?"''
 
|Big enough to bury the world many times.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!64
 
|2013-09-24
 
|[[File:Rising Steadily.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|64|Rising Steadily}}'''
 
|''"If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? Would you freeze or suffocate first? Or something else?"''
 
|Assuming you had a good coat, you would survive to the death zone and die.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!65
 
|2013-10-01
 
|[[File:Twitter Timeline Height.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|65|Twitter Timeline Height}}'''
 
|''"If our Twitter timelines (tweets by the people we follow) actually extended off the screen in both directions, how tall would they be?"''
 
|Very tall.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!66
 
|2013-10-08
 
|[[File:500 MPH.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|66|500 MPH}}'''
 
|''"If winds reached 500 mph, would it pick up a human?"''
 
|Absolutely! But first worry about what caused the 500 MPH winds...
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!67
 
|2013-10-15
 
|[[File:Expanding Earth.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|67|Expanding Earth}}'''
 
|''"How long would it take for people to notice their weight gain if the mean radius of the world expanded by 1cm every second? (Assuming the average composition of rock were maintained.)"''
 
|10 years, give or take.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!68
 
|2013-10-22
 
|[[File:Little Planet.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|68|Little Planet}}'''
 
|''"If an asteroid was very small but supermassive, could you really live on it like the Little Prince?"''
 
|Yes, but it would be very inconvenient.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!69
 
|2013-10-29
 
|[[File:Facebook of the Dead.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|69|Facebook of the Dead}}'''
 
|''"When, if ever, will Facebook contain more profiles of dead people than of living ones?"''
 
|A decade or a century, depending if Facebook would still be popular.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!70
 
|2013-11-05
 
|[[File:The Constant Groundskeeper.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|70|The Constant Groundskeeper}}'''
 
|''"How big of a lawn would you have to have so that when you finished mowing you'd need to start over because the grass has grown?"''
 
|Very big, bigger if you're a cougar.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!71
 
|2013-11-12
 
|[[File:Stirring Tea.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|71|Stirring Tea}}'''
 
|''"I was absentmindedly stirring a cup of hot tea, when I got to thinking, "aren't I actually adding kinetic energy into this cup?" I know that stirring does help to cool down the tea, but what if I were to stir it faster? Would I be able to boil a cup of water by stirring?"''
 
|No, and don't even try.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!72
 
|2013-11-19
 
|[[File:Loneliest Human.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|72|Loneliest Human}}'''
 
|''"What is the furthest one human being has ever been from every other living person? Were they lonely?"''
 
|Possibly the Apollo Astronauts but they definitely weren't lonely.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!73
 
|2013-11-26
 
|[[File:Lethal Neutrinos.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|73|Lethal Neutrinos}}'''
 
|''"How close would you have to be to a supernova to get a lethal dose of neutrino radiation?"''
 
|About 2.3 AU.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!74
 
|2013-12-03
 
|[[File:Soda Planet.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|74|Soda Planet}}'''
 
|''"How much of the Earth's currently-existing water has ever been turned into a soft drink at some point in its history?"''
 
|0.0000005%.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!75
 
|2013-12-10
 
|[[File:Phone Keypad.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|75|Phone Keypad}}'''
 
|''"I use one of those old phones where you type with numbers—for example, to type "Y", you press 9 three times. Some words have consecutive letters on the same number. When they do, you have to pause between letters, making those words annoying to type. What English word has the most consecutive letters on the same key?"''
 
|Nonmonogamous
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!76
 
|2013-12-17
 
|[[File:Reading Every Book.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|76|Reading Every Book}}'''
 
|''"At what point in human history were there too many (English) books to be able to read them all in one lifetime?"''
 
|Depends, as many were burned.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!77
 
|2013-12-31 7 dayl
 
|[[File:Growth Rate.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|77|Growth Rate}}'''
 
|''"What height would humans reach if we kept growing through our whole development period (i.e. till late teens/early twenties) at the same pace as we do during our first month?"''
 
|10 to 12 meters.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!78
 
|2014-01-07
 
|[[File:T-rex Calories.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|78|T-rex Calories}}'''
 
|''"If a T-rex were released in New York City, how many humans/day would it need to consume to get its needed calorie intake?"''
 
|One large-sized one or two small-sized ones per day.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!79
 
|2014-01-14
 
|[[File:Lake Tea.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|79|Lake Tea}}'''
 
|''"What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? How strong, compared to a regular cup of tea, would the lake tea be?"''
 
|Not strong enough to make a difference.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!80
 
|2014-01-21
 
|[[File:Pile of Viruses.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|80|Pile of Viruses}}'''
 
|''"What if every virus in the world were collected into one area? How much volume would they take up and what would they look like?"''
 
|It would be like a Super Bowl of pus.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!81
 
|2014-01-28
 
|[[File:Catch!.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|81|Catch!}}'''
 
|''"Is there any way to fire a gun so that the bullet flies through the air and can then be safely caught by hand? e.g. shooter is at sea level and catcher is up a mountain at the extreme range of the gun."''
 
|It is possible, but beware the police.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!82
 
|2014-02-05 1 dayl
 
|[[File:Hitting a comet.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|82|Hitting a comet}}'''
 
|''"Astrophysicists are always saying things like "This mission to this comet is equivalent to throwing a baseball from New York and hitting a particular window in San Francisco." Are they really equivalent?"''
 
|The baseball is much harder.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!83
 
|2014-02-11 1 daye
 
|[[File:Star Sand.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|83|Star Sand}}'''
 
|''"If you made a beach using grains the proportionate size of the stars in the Milky Way, what would that beach look like?"''
 
|It would be a bunch of boulders with some patches of sand.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!84
 
|2014-02-18
 
|[[File:Paint the Earth.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|84|Paint the Earth}}'''
 
|''"Has humanity produced enough paint to cover the entire land area of the Earth?"''
 
|So close!!! But no, only about as much as the land area of Russia.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!85
 
|2014-02-25
 
|[[File:Rocket Golf.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|85|Rocket Golf}}'''
 
|''"Assuming that you have a spaceship in orbit around the Earth, could you propel your ship to speeds exceeding escape velocity by hitting golf balls in the other direction? If so, how many golf balls would be required to reach the Moon?"''
 
|If you cheat, a bag a little smaller than the Moon.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!86
 
|2014-03-04
 
|[[File:Far-Traveling Objects.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|86|Far-Traveling Objects}}'''
 
|''"In terms of human-made objects, has Voyager 1 travelled the farthest distance? It's certainly the farthest from Earth we know about. But what about the edge of ultracentrifuges, or generator turbines that have been running for years, for example?"''
 
|The Mariner 1 has traveled much farther than Voyager 1.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!87
 
|2014-03-11
 
|[[File:Enforced by Radar.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|87|Enforced by Radar}}'''
 
|''"I've occasionally seen "radar enforced" on speed limit signs, and I can't help but ask: How intense would radio waves have to be to stop a car from going over the speed limit, and what would happen if this were attempted?"''
 
|Intense enough to cause a medium sized nuclear explosion. Better to just carry a sign.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!88
 
|2014-03-18
 
|[[File:Soda Sequestration.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|88|Soda Sequestration}}'''
 
|''"How much CO2 is contained in the world's stock of bottled fizzy drinks? How much soda would be needed to bring atmospheric CO2 back to preindustrial levels?"''
 
|Enough soda to cover Earth with ten layers of cans.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!89
 
|2014-03-25
 
|[[File:Tungsten Countertop.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|89|Tungsten Countertop}}'''
 
|''"How far would a tungsten countertop descend if I dropped it into the Sun?"''
 
|It would be vapourized before it got close to the Sun.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!90
 
|2014-04-03 2 dayl
 
|[[File:Great Tree, Great Axe.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|90|Great Tree, Great Axe}}'''
 
|''"If all the seas were one sea,
 
What a great sea that would be!
 
If all the trees were one tree,
 
What a great tree that would be!
 
If all the men were one man,
 
What a great man that would be!
 
If all the axes were one axe,
 
What a great axe that would be!
 
And if the great man took the great axe,
 
And cut down the great tree,
 
And let if [sic] fall into the great sea,
 
What a great splish-splash that would be!"
 
... How great would all of these things be?"''
 
|The tree and splash would be great. The others not so much.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!91
 
|2014-04-08 2 daye
 
|[[File:Faucet Power.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|91|Faucet Power}}'''
 
|''"I just moved into a new apartment. It includes hot water but I have to pay the electric bill. So being a person on a budget ... what's the best way to use my free faucet to generate electricity?"''
 
|Just give it away as drinking water.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!92
 
|2014-04-15
 
|[[File:One-Second Day.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|92|One-Second Day}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if the Earth's rotation were sped up until a day only lasted one second?"''
 
|Everything on Earth would die, but if it happened when the Moon crosses the plane of the Earth, then everything in the Solar System will die (whether there is a difference is debatable).
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!93
 
|2014-04-22
 
|[[File:Windshield Raindrops.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|93|Windshield Raindrops}}'''
 
|''"At what speed would you have to drive for rain to shatter your windshield?"''
 
|Fast enough so you would need a speedometer in scientific notation.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!94
 
|2014-04-29
 
|[[File:Billion-Story Building.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|94|Billion-Story Building}}'''
 
|''"My daughter — age 4.5 — maintains she wants a billion-story building. It turns out not only is that hard to help her appreciate this size, I am not at all able to explain all of the other difficulties you'd have to overcome."''
 
|First of all, it would not stand under its own weight. Also, it would be many times the distance the Earth is from the Moon.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!95
 
|2014-05-06
 
|[[File:Pyramid Energy.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|95|Pyramid Energy}}'''
 
|''"What took more energy, the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza or the Apollo Mission? If we could convert the energy to build the Great Pyramid, would it be enough to send a rocket to the Moon and back?"''
 
|No
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!96
 
|2014-05-14 1 dayl
 
|[[File:$2 Undecillion Lawsuit.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|96|$2 Undecillion Lawsuit}}'''
 
|''"What if Au Bon Pain lost [http://loweringthebar.net/2014/05/2-undecillion-dollar-demand.html this lawsuit] and had to pay the plaintiff $2 undecillion?"''
 
|They would not be able to pay off the debt, even if they forced humanity to work as slaves from now until the stars die.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!97
 
|2014-05-20 1 daye
 
|[[File:Burning Pollen.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|97|Burning Pollen}}'''
 
|''"What if you were to somehow ignite the pollen that floats around in the air in spring? Other than being a really bad idea, what effect would it have?"''
 
|It would just warm up the air by a bit.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!98
 
|2014-05-27
 
|[[File:Blood Alcohol.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|98|Blood Alcohol}}'''
 
|''"Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?"''
 
|Not before other nasty things happened.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!99
 
|2014-06-03
 
|[[File:Starlings.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|99|Starlings}}'''
 
|''"I was watching [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eakKfY5aHmY this video] and was wondering: How many birds there would need to be for gravity to take over and force them into a gargantuan ball of birds?"''
 
|Enough to make a black hole
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!100
 
|2014-06-11 1 dayl
 
|[[File:WWII Films.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|100|WWII Films}}'''
 
|''"Did WWII last longer than the total length of movies about WWII? For that matter, which war has the highest movie time:war time ratio?"''
 
|From here on standard release day was Wednesday.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!101
 
|2014-06-18
 
|[[File:Plastic Dinosaurs.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|101|Plastic Dinosaurs}}'''
 
|''"As plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dead dinosaurs, how much actual real dinosaur is there in a plastic dinosaur?"''
 
|Not much
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!102
 
|2014-06-25
 
|[[File:Keyboard Power.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|102|Keyboard Power}}'''
 
|''"As a writer, I'm wondering what would be the cumulative energy of the hundreds of thousands of keystrokes required to write a novel."''
 
|Less than enough energy to microwave a burrito.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!103
 
|2014-07-02
 
|[[File:Vanishing Water.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|103|Vanishing Water}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if all the bodies of water on Earth magically disappeared?"''
 
|Like with most of the other scenarios, everyone dies.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!104
 
|2014-07-09
 
|[[File:Global Snow.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|104|Global Snow}}'''
 
|''"From my seven-year-old son: How many snowflakes would it take to cover the entire world in six feet of snow? (I don't know why six feet...but that's what he asked.)"''
 
|Too many.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!105
 
|2014-07-16
 
|[[File:Cannibalism.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|105|Cannibalism}}'''
 
|''"How long could the human race survive on only cannibalism?"''
 
|Depends, if you’re the only one trying out this new diet, maybe a week before you get caught. If the entire world brooms in, about 32 months.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!106
 
|2014-07-23
 
|[[File:Ink Molecules.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|106|Ink Molecules}}'''
 
|''"Suppose you were to print, in 12 point text, the numeral 1 using a common cheap ink-jet printer. How many molecules of the ink would be used? At what numerical value would the number printed approximately equal the number of ink molecules used?"''
 
|An 18 digit number.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!107
 
|2014-07-30
 
|[[File:Letter to Mom.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|107|Letter to Mom}}'''
 
|''"What’s the fastest way to get a hand-written letter from my place in Chicago to my mother in New Jersey?"''
 
|Missiles, obviously.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!108
 
|2014-08-13 7 dayl
 
2w later
 
|[[File:Expensive Shoebox.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|108|Expensive Shoebox}}'''
 
|''"What would be the most expensive way to fill a size 11 shoebox (e.g. with 64 GB MicroSD cards all full of legally purchased music)?"''
 
|There are many options (precious materials, hard drugs, physical file storage, etc.), but they all cap out at ~$2,000,000,000.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!109
 
|2014-08-20
 
|[[File:Into the Blue.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|109|Into the Blue}}'''
 
|''"If I shot an infinitely strong laser beam into the sky at a random point, how much damage would it do?"''
 
|Most of the time it would not hit anything.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!110
 
|2014-08-27
 
|[[File:Walking New York.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|110|Walking New York}}'''
 
|''"Could a person walk the entire city of NY in their lifetime? (including inside apartments)"''
 
|30 years to walk, much longer for the sentence.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!111
 
|2014-09-02 1 daye
 
|[[File:All the Money.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|111|All the Money}}'''
 
|''"People sometimes say "If I had all the money in the world ..." in order to discuss what they would do if they had no financial constraints. I'm curious, though, what would happen if one person had all of the world's money?"''
 
|The only thing to do would be to make a swimming pool, as it is unlikely anybody else would agree with your claims to all the money and property.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!112
 
|2014-09-17 8 dayl
 
2w later
 
|[[File:Balloon Car.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|112|Balloon Car}}'''
 
|''"My 12-year-old daughter is proposing an interesting project. She is planning to attach a number of helium balloons to a chair, which in turn would be tethered by means of a rope to a Ferrari. Her 13-year-old friend would then drive the Ferrari around, while she sits in the chair enjoying uninterrupted views of the countryside. Leaving aside the legal and insurance difficulties, my daughter is keen to know the maximum speed that she could expect to attain, and how many helium balloons would be required."''
 
|A balloon just big enough to lift you would be pushed down by the wind, and a balloon big enough to counteract that would lift up the car along with you. The way to achieve this result is [https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=parasailing parasailing].
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!113
 
|2014-09-24
 
|[[File:Visit Every State.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|113|Visit Every State}}'''
 
|''"How fast could you visit all 50 states?"''
 
|In just over 6 hours, in 5 satellite orbits.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!114
 
|2014-10-01
 
|[[File:Antimatter.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|114|Antimatter}}'''
 
|''"What if everything was antimatter, EXCEPT Earth?"''
 
|Our existence would end, but much slower than in most other situations, from outer-space gas and meteorites.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!115
 
|2014-10-08
 
|[[File:Into the Sun.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|115|Into the Sun}}'''
 
|''"When I was about 8 years old, shoveling snow on a freezing day in Colorado, I wished that I could be instantly transported to the surface of the Sun, just for a nanosecond, then instantly transported back. I figured this would be long enough to warm me up but not long enough to harm me. What would actually happen?"''
 
|You would not be warmed if you went to the surface. The core, on the other hand, would vapourize you.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!116
 
|2014-10-15
 
|[[File:No-Rules NASCAR.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|116|No-Rules NASCAR}}'''
 
|''"If you stripped away all the rules of car racing and had a contest which was simply to get a human being around a track 200 times as fast as possible, what strategy would win? Let's say the racer has to survive."''
 
|If the rider has to survive, 90 minutes is the limit based on human G-force tolerances. If survival is not a priority, you have built a particle accelerator.
 
|
 
|{{yt|3|2023|12|19|What if NASCAR had no rules?|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcXpCyPc2Xw}}
 
|-
 
!117
 
|2014-10-23 1 dayl
 
|[[File:Distant Death.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|117|Distant Death}}'''
 
|''"What is the farthest from Earth that any Earth thing has died?"''
 
|The farthest that any human has died is about 167 kilometers. In terms of any living thing, however, bacterial spores on Voyager 1 are dying every few months, setting a new record each time.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!118
 
|2014-10-30
 
|[[File:Physical Salary.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|118|Physical Salary}}'''
 
|''"What if people's incomes appeared around them as cash in real time? How much would you need to make to be in real trouble?"''
 
|A normal person would not get buried. A CEO, on the other hand, would be in trouble.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!119
 
|2014-11-13 7 dayl
 
|[[File:Laser Umbrella.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|119|Laser Umbrella}}'''
 
|''"Stopping rain from falling on something with an umbrella or a tent is boring. What if you tried to stop rain with a laser that targeted and vaporized each incoming droplet before it could come within ten feet of the ground?"''
 
|It would be very complicated, not worth it, and would probably catch everything around you on fire.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!120
 
|2014-11-20
 
|[[File:Alternate Universe What Ifs.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|120|Alternate Universe What Ifs}}'''
 
|''"Dispatches from a horrifying alternate universe"''
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!121
 
|2014-12-11 14 dayl
 
|[[File:Frozen Rivers.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|121|Frozen Rivers}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if all of the rivers in the US were instantly frozen in the middle of the summer?"''
 
|Every river in the US would flood, but we'd probably be fine.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!122
 
|2014-12-18
 
|[[File:Lava Lamp.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|122|Lava Lamp}}'''
 
|''"What if I made a lava lamp out of real lava? What could I use as a clear medium? How close could I stand to watch it?"''
 
|It would be too bright to watch and it would turn into rock quickly.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!123
 
|2015-01-01 7 dayl
 
|[[File:Fairy Demographics.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|123|Fairy Demographics}}'''
 
|''"How many fairies would fly around, if each fairy is born from the first laugh of a child and fairies were immortal?"''
 
|They would have the same birth rate as humans, and they would become a major part of the ecosystem.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!124
 
|2015-01-08
 
|[[File:Lunar Swimming.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|124|Lunar Swimming}}'''
 
|''"What if there was a lake on the Moon? What would it be like to swim in it? Presuming that it is sheltered in a regular atmosphere, in some giant dome or something."''
 
|It would be super-cool, given that lower gravity would increase the size of splashes and the height of jumps.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!125
 
|2015-01-15
 
|[[File:Bowling Ball 2.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|125|Bowling Ball}}'''
 
|''"You are in a boat directly over the Mariana Trench. If you drop a 7kg bowling ball over the side, how long would it take to hit the bottom?"''
 
|Two hours and 20 minutes.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!126
 
|2015-01-22
 
|[[File:Stairs (What If?).png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|126|Stairs}}'''
 
|''"If you made an elevator that would go to space (like the one you mentioned in the billion-story building) and built a staircase up (assuming regulated air pressure) about how long would it take to climb to the top?"''
 
|A week or two.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!127
 
|2015-01-28 1 daye
 
|[[File:Tug of War.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|127|Tug of War}}'''
 
|''"Would it be possible for two teams in a tug-o-war to overcome the ultimate tensile strength of an iron rod and pull it apart? How big would the teams have to be?"''
 
|Not too big.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!128
 
|2015-02-05 1 dayl
 
|[[File:Zippo Phone.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|128|Zippo Phone}}'''
 
|''"What in my pocket actually contains more energy, my Zippo or my smartphone? What would be the best way of getting the energy from one to the other? And since I am already feeling like Bilbo in this one, is there anything else in my pocket that would have unexpected amounts of stored energy?"''
 
|The Zippo has more energy than your phone, but your hand would have even more.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!129
 
|2015-02-12
 
|[[File:Black Hole Moon.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|129|Black Hole Moon}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if the Moon were replaced with an equivalently-massed black hole? If it's possible, what would a lunar ("holar"?) eclipse look like?"''
 
|It would not have a big impact unless it happened during the space age.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!130
 
|2015-02-19
 
|[[File:Snow Removal.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|130|Snow Removal}}'''
 
|''"I've long thought about putting a flamethrower on the front of a car to melt snow and ice before you drive across it. Now I've realized that a flamethrower is impractical, but what about a high-powered microwave emitter?"''
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!131
 
|2015-02-27 1 dayl
 
|[[File:Microwaves.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|131|Microwaves}}'''
 
|''"I have had a particular problem for as long as I can remember. Any time I attempt to heat left over Chinese food in a microwave, it fails to heat completely through somewhere. Usually the center but not always and usually rice, but often it will be a small section of meat. It's baffling and has made me automatically adjust heating times to over 2 minutes. In most cases this tends to heat the bowl or plate more than the food. So I suppose the question is what is the optimal time to heat left over Chinese food in the microwave, how about an 800 watt microwave?"''
 
|The release date in the archive is the wrong year 2014. From here on there seems to no longer be a standard release day for some time.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!132
 
|2015-03-07 1 dayl
 
|[[File:Hotter than Average.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|132|Hotter than Average}}'''
 
|''"I saw a sign at a hot springs tub saying "Caution: Water is hotter than average" with water at about 39°C. Although they were presumably trying to say "hotter than the average swimming pool," this got me wondering: What is the average temperature of all water on the Earth’s surface, and how does that temperature compare to 39°C?"''
 
|There is a water average. Give the signmakers some credit.
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
!133
 
|2015-03-17 3 dayl
 
|[[File:Flagpole.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|133|Flagpole}}'''
 
|''"So, you're falling from a height above the tallest building in your town, and you don't have a parachute. But wait! Partway down the side of that skyscraper there's a flagpole sticking out, sans flag! You angle your descent and grab the pole just long enough to swing around so that when you let go you're now heading back up toward the sky. As gravity slows you and brings you to a halt, you reach the top of the skyscraper, where you reach out and pull yourself to safety. What's the likelihood this could happen?"''
 
|The first of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total.
 
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!134
 
|2015-03-28 4 dayl
 
|[[File:Space Burial.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|134|Space Burial}}'''
 
|''"I've often joked I'd like to have my remains put into orbit. Not in a "scatter my ashes" sense, but, like, "throw my naked corpse out the airlock" sense. Honestly, my main motivation is to baffle someone in the distant future, but it's an interesting scientific question: what would happen to my body in orbit over the course of years, decades or centuries?"''
 
|The second of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total.
 
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!135
 
|2015-04-05 1 dayl
 
|[[File:Digging Downward.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|135|Digging Downward}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if I dug straight down, at a speed of 1 foot per second? What would kill me first?"''
 
|Magic, because science just works like that.
 
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!136
 
|2015-04-12
 
|[[File:Spiders vs. the Sun.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|136|Spiders vs. the Sun}}'''
 
|''"Which has a greater gravitational pull on me: the Sun, or spiders? Granted, the Sun is much bigger, but it is also much further away, and as I learned in high school physics, the gravitational force is proportional to the square of the distance."''
 
|The Sun. But spiders are a lot more scary.
 
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!137
 
|2015-07-14 2 months 25 days later than usual
 
|[[File:New Horizons.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|137|New Horizons}}'''
 
|''"What if New Horizons hits my car?"''
 
|The second longest break up til summer 2016, the only one to have been announced. The ninth break in total.
 
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!138
 
|2015-07-28 7 dayl
 
|[[File:Jupiter Submarine.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|138|Jupiter Submarine}}'''
 
|''"What if you released a submarine into Jupiter's atmosphere? Would it eventually reach a point where it would float? Could it navigate?"''
 
|The sixth two weeks break, tenth break in total. Answer: NO!!!!!
 
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!139
 
|2015-08-04
 
|[[File:Jupiter Descending.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|139|Jupiter Descending}}'''
 
|''"If you did {{what if|138|fall into Jupiter's atmosphere in a submarine}}, what would it actually look like? What would you see before you melted or burned up?"''
 
|You would see...brown.
 
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!140
 
|2015-09-18 1 month 7 days later than usual
 
|[[File:Proton Earth, Electron Moon.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|140|Proton Earth, Electron Moon}}'''
 
|''"What if the Earth were made entirely of protons, and the Moon were made entirely of electrons?"''
 
|First and shortest of two long breaks in a row, the 11th break in total. For the answer, the universe would be destroyed.
 
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!141
 
|2016-01-12 3 months 18 days later than usual
 
|[[File:Sunbeam.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|141|Sunbeam}}'''
 
|''"What if all of the sun's output of visible light were bundled up into a laser-like beam that had a diameter of around 1m once it reaches Earth?"''
 
|Second and longest break so far of two long breaks in a row, the 12th break in total. From here on standard release day was again Tuesday. Answer: A literal Death Star.
 
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!142
 
|2016-01-20 1 dayl
 
|[[File:Space Jetta.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|142|Space Jetta}}'''
 
|''"What if I tried to re-enter the atmosphere in my car? (a 2000 VW Jetta TDI). Would it do more environmental damage than it is already apparently doing?"''
 
|Actually, it would be more clean than it is currently!
 
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!143
 
|2016-01-26 1 daye
 
|[[File:Europa Water Siphon.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|143|Europa Water Siphon}}'''
 
|''"What if you built a siphon from the oceans on Europa to Earth? Would it flow once it's set up? (We have an idea for selling bottled Europa water.)"''
 
|No, at least not with a siphon.
 
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!144
 
|2016-02-02
 
|[[File:Saliva Pool.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|144|Saliva Pool}}'''
 
|''"How long would it take for a single person to fill up an entire swimming pool with their own saliva?"''
 
|8345 years.
 
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!145
 
|2016-02-09
 
|[[File:Fire From Moonlight.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|145|Fire From Moonlight}}'''
 
|''"Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire?"''
 
|NO!!!!!!
 
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!146
 
|2016-02-16
 
|[[File:Stop Jupiter.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|146|Stop Jupiter}}'''
 
|''"I understand that the New Horizons craft used gravity assist from Jupiter to increase its speed on the way to Pluto. I also understand that by doing this, Jupiter slowed down very slightly. How many flyby runs would it take to stop Jupiter completely?"''
 
|This can never happen, even if we were to throw Earth at Jupiter.
 
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!147
 
|2016-02-26 3 dayl
 
|[[File:Niagara Straw.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|147|Niagara Straw}}'''
 
|''"What would happen if one tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a straw?"''
 
|From here on there is no longer any standard release days. Answer: The International Niagara Committee, the International Niagara Board of Control, the International Joint Commission, the International Niagara Board Working Committee, and probably the Great Lakes–St. Lawrence River Adaptive Management Committee would be angry. Also, the Earth would be destroyed.
 
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!148
 
|2016-03-12 8 dayl
 
|[[File:Eat the Sun.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|148|Eat the Sun}}'''
 
|''"What percentage of the Sun's heat (per day) does the population of Earth eat in calories per year? What changes could be made to our diets for the amount of calories to equal the energy of the Sun?"''
 
|The seventh two weeks break, 13th break in total.
 
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!149
 
|2016-03-26 7 dayl
 
|[[File:Pizza Bird.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|149|Pizza Bird}}'''
 
|''"My boyfriend recently took a flight on a plane with wifi, and while he was up there, wistfully asked if I could send him a pizza. I jokingly sent him a photo of a parrot holding a pizza slice in its beak. Obviously, my boyfriend had to go without pizza until he landed at JFK. But this raised the question: could a bird deliver a standard 20" New York-style cheese pizza in a box? And if so, what kind of bird would it take?"''
 
|The eight two weeks break, 14th break in total.
 
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!150
 
|2016-05-23 1 month 21 days later than usual
 
|[[File:Tatooine Rainbow.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|150|Tatooine Rainbow}}'''
 
|''"Since rainbows are caused by the refraction of the sunlight by tiny droplets of rainwater, what would rainbow look like on Earth if we had two suns like Tatooine?"''
 
|First two months break of at least two in a row, the 15th break in total.
 
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!151
 
|2016-07-21
 
9w later
 
|[[File:Sun Bug.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|151|Sun Bug}}'''
 
|''"How many fireflies would it take to match the brightness of the Sun?"''
 
|Second two months break of at least two in a row, the 16th break in total. The release date in the archive is the wrong month June. It was released [http://web.archive.org/web/20160718014924/http://what-if.xkcd.com/ between 18-20 July], as the link here was posted on the 20th. But on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20160724210016/https://what-if.xkcd.com/archive/ archive page] is says it was released on June 21, which should probably have been July 21.
 
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!152
 
|2016-10-18
 
14w later
 
|[[File:Flood Death Valley.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|152|Flood Death Valley}}'''
 
|''"Since Death Valley is below sea level could we dig a hole to the ocean and fill it up with water?"''
 
|After two 8 weeks breaks this one waited almost three months. Regarding the question it could be done, but why did the guy asking the question whish to do such a horrible thing Randall ends up asking back. Most of the what if? goes with citing temperature records and other trivia actually naming a Jeopardy master. At least two comics coming out right after this was referencing this article. [[1748: Future Archaeology]] and [[1750: Life Goals]].
 
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!153
 
|2017-01-30
 
2w later
 
|[[File:Hide the Atmosphere.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|153|Hide the Atmosphere}}'''
 
|''"Earth’s atmosphere is really thin compared to the radius of the Earth. How big a hole do I need to dig before people suffocate?"''
 
|With close to 15 weeks this was the second longest break between articles so far. The hole needs to be Very big it turns out, but under the right circumstances a five mile hole over the entire state of Texas might suffice... But beware of messing with the Texans.
 
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!154
 
|2017-02-08
 
|[[File:Coast-to-Coast Coasting.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|154|Coast-to-Coast Coasting}}'''
 
|''"What if the entire continental US was on a decreasing slope from West to East. How steep would the slope have to be to sustain the momentum needed to ride a bicycle the entire distance without pedaling?"''
 
|The article is about the slope needed to be able to coast on a bike, without using the pedals, across mainland USA. It turns out the ramp would need to be five miles high (8 km) to make this possible, and that would be at a speed slower than walking. Also you would need oxygen the first third of the way down... Unlike the last article, out after almost a 15 weeks break, this one was released only a bit more than week after that. It is almost a year ago that two comics have been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). In that year (assuming no more comics before February 26 2017), only 8 articles where released including both 147 and this one.
 
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!155
 
|2017-02-28
 
3w later
 
|[[File:Toaster vs. Freezer.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|155|Toaster vs. Freezer}}'''
 
|''"Would a toaster still work in a freezer?"''
 
|With less than 3 weeks between releases, releases seems to have become more regular in the beginning of 2017. The question is not asked of Randall this time, but rather one he has found discussed on [http://www.maximumfun.org/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/mbmbam-343-sauce-doctors-blessing Episode 343] of the {{w|My Brother, My Brother and Me|advice podcast}} ''[http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/my-brother-my-brother-and-me My Brother, My Brother and Me]'' (links are those given in the article) where the three brothers McElroy are discussing a {{w|Yahoo! Answers}} question.
 
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!156
 
|2017-03-09
 
|[[File:Electrofishing for Whales.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|156|Electrofishing for Whales}}'''
 
|''"I used to work on a fisheries crew where we would use an electro-fisher backpack to momentarily stun small fish (30 - 100 mm length) so we could scoop them up with nets to identify and measure them. The larger fish tended to be stunned for slightly longer because of their larger surface area but I don't imagine this relationship would be maintained for very large animals. Could you electrofish for a blue whale? At what voltage would you have have to set the e-fisher?"''
 
|Second time with less than two weeks between release in 2017. The answer focuses more on the bad side effects of electrofising, both long term effect on fish and also mentions killing of Dolphins. So it seems more of an protect the animal article than an answer. But the fact is that larger animals (and especially mammals) is likely to die rather than just get stunned. But it is also harder to get any effect in saltwater, which explains why electrofishing is mainly done in rivers and lakes. The higher conductivity of saltwater makes to current prefer to avoid the less salt whale rather than go through it. This is less of an issue in fresh water. So basically it just won't work on blue whales.
 
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!157
 
|2018-03-21
 
91w later
 
|[[File:Earth-Moon Fire Pole.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|157|Earth-Moon Fire Pole}}'''
 
|''"My son (5y) asked me today: If there were a kind of a fireman's pole from the Moon down to the Earth, how long would it take to slide all the way from the Moon to the Earth?"''
 
|After two in as short period of time in March 2017 more than a year (62 weeks) passed before the next entry came in May 2018... After a discussion of the extreme challenges that this set-up would face (an extreme form of the challenges of a space elevator), Randall details the different domains of the new slowest extreme sport: climbing out of the Moon's gravity, accelerating through the middle transfer phase, and then decelerating to your supersonic arrival on earth. Fun.
 
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!158
 
|2022-05-04
 
234w later
 
|[[File:Hot Banana.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|158|Hot Banana}}'''
 
|''"I heard that bananas are radioactive. If they are radioactive, then they radiate energy. How many bananas would you need to power a house?"''
 
|Just under four years passed before a new What If. This new release is probably due to the upcoming release of the What If? 2 book. Bananas are not very radioactive; it would take an absurdly large number. However, gathering that many bananas in one place would have negative consequences. New York no longer exists.
 
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!159
 
|2022-07-05
 
9w later
 
|[[File:Hailstones.png|100px]]
 
|'''{{what if|159|Hailstones}}'''
 
|''"My 4 year old son and I were wondering about soccer ball sized hail today. How much damage would a hail storm with size 5 soccer ball sized hail do?"''
 
|Two month between releases, and relased two weeks after the previous comic promoting the new book, [[2636: What If? 2 Countdown]]. No real chance of producing that big hail stones, but if they could be lethal even if staying indoors.
 
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!160
 
|2022-09-06
 
13w later
 
|This article doesn't have a thumbnail.
 
|'''{{what if|160|Transatlantic Car Rental}}'''
 
|''"My daughter recently received her driver's permit in the US, and aspires to visit mainland Europe someday. She has learned enough about the rules of the road to know never to drive into the ocean; however, she jokingly suggested that given a sufficient quantity of rental cars, she could eventually get to Europe by driving east repeatedly. The question is, how many vehicles would it take to build a car-bridge across the Atlantic?"''
 
|The 'reality' and consequences of using multiple cars (that are not your own) to construct a trans-Atlantic highway.
 
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!161
 
|2022-11-01
 
8w later
 
|This article doesn't have a thumbnail.
 
|'''{{what if|161|Star Ownership}}'''
 
|''"If every country's airspace extended up forever, which country would own the largest percentage of the galaxy at any given time?"''
 
|Australia owns most of the galaxy at certain points in time.
 
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!162
 
|2022-12-06
 
4w later
 
|This article doesn't have a thumbnail.
 
|'''{{what if|162|Comet Ice}}'''
 
|''"Could I cool down the Earth by capturing a comet and dropping it in the ocean, like an ice cube in a glass of water?"''
 
|The comet either burns up in the atmosphere or speeds up global warming.
 
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==Your suggestions! What should I ask next?==
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Remember, he said only simple questions. I'm assuming he'd like questions similar to the ones he replied to (short, sweet, no explaining needed), or questions that shouldn't require him to explain his comic too much. '''What's something relatively important that we don't know and that only Randall can answer?'''{{notice|
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Format your suggestions like this:
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'''<nowiki>'''QUESTION? --~~~~''' </nowiki>'''
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'''<nowiki>:Explain in more detail your question.</nowiki>'''<br>'''<nowiki>::Discuss it and vote --~~~~</nowiki>'''
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[https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title{{=}}User:FaviFake&action{{=}}edit&section{{=}}2 '''CLICK HERE''' TO ADD A NEW QUESTION (scroll to bottom)] }}
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{{Done}}'''[[ibm_hc_2]] and [[ibm_hc_3]] (newly-discovered comics) and comic [[36: Scientists]]''' --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 16:34, 21 February 2025 (UTC)
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:I asked this one already, because I assume it's the most important one right now. You can [[#Email thread|see my question above]].
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{{Done}} '''Why were the first comics [[LiveJournal|uploaded seemingly at random]]? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 21:51, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
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:Initially, randall posted his comics to LiveJournal ([[LiveJournal|learn more here]]). The new xkcd website opened on January 1, 2006, and the backlog of 41 comics from LiveJournal from [[1: Barrel - Part 1]] to [[44: Love]] was transferred on the same day, but in a completely different order. The only comic that has the same number on both sites is [[3: Island (sketch)]], while all the other comics were uploaded seemingly at random. Also, only eleven of the original comic titles were reused of the new site, and even among the last eleven comics posted on both sites, only six used the same title.
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{{Done}}'''When was [[Blue Eyes]] released? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 11:01, 23 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:[[xkcd]]'s [[Blue Eyes]] puzzle is a logic puzzle posted around the same time as comic [[169: Words that End in GRY]]. [[Randall]] calls it "The Hardest Logic Puzzle in the World" on its page, but whether it really is the hardest is up to speculation. This is incorrect, as the comic was available long before October 11, 2006. The earliest date we have is [https://web.archive.org/web/20041024201125/http://68.57.186.221:8080/ October 24th, 2004] (see fourth link on the page), and the earliest version of the comic is from [https://web.archive.org/web/20041109034300/http://68.57.186.221:8080/blue_eyes.html November 4th, 2004]. Additionally, both the puzzle [https://xkcd.com/solution.html and the solution] (here's an [https://web.archive.org/web/20061102070433/https://xkcd.com/solution.html earlier version of the solution])were modified and updated several times since its release.
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{{Done}}'''What happened to the transcripts in the JSON interface? --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 17:38, 23 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:On the [https://xkcd.com/about/ about] page of xkcd there is a description of where:
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Is there an interface for automated systems to access comics and metadata?
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:Read more here [[Transcript]]. And on this page there is a [[Transcript#End%20of%20transcripts|description]] about how the json info got messed up after [[1608: Hoverboard]] and how they completely ended after [[1677: Contrails]] which had the transcript of [[1674: Adult]].
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:I would like to know if he noticed the messed up order of the transcript and if that was why he choose to end it completely? --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 17:38, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
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::This imo is one the best questions we've gotten! Very technical and doesn't require him to explain any of his comics! Thanks [[User:Kynde|Kynde]]! Do you have more questions like this one? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:31, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
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:::Thanks. I was frustrated about this at some time. Not any other questions right now of this kind. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 13:54, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''Why has there not been any new what if since comet ice? --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.41.44|162.158.41.44]] 17:14, 24 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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::Don't really see why we need to ask him this, A. This isn't related to the wiki, and B. They wanted short, administrative questions [[Special:Contributions/172.71.30.168|172.71.30.168]] 17:26, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
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:::I kinda like this one! A: I think it's partially relevant, we have [[what if? (blog)#Release schedule|and entire section dedicated]] to analysing the release schedule of new articles. B. That's true, but at least it's shorter than most other ones. Not a terrible question imo. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:31, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
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::::I feel like the answer would either be unsatisfying, or unsurprising. Releasing too many articles may disincentivize people from buying the books, the YouTube page is better marketing, people aren't asking interesting questions, the increased popularity of the article has led to too many questions being asked and it becomes increasingly unfair to answer one over the other. There's a possible litany of reasons without considering other more personal reasons that Randall may not want to share. Also, (and this is my completely unfair opinion) I personally feel like any question asking "why?" is meta-commentary and out of scope. It also feels like entitlement when you ask why someone isn't giving you even more stuff for free. [[Special:Contributions/172.69.23.94|172.69.23.94]] 19:25, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
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:::::Yeah no you're right. Btw, the first part of your answer is great, you should consider adding it to the blog page! (or I can do if you don't mind)  [[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 19:47, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
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::::::Thank you! I don't mind you adding it, but I also don't want to burden you with it. I'll look the page over and see where it might fit. I appreciate you fielding the brunt of the community in this matter! [[Special:Contributions/172.69.22.57|172.69.22.57]] 21:16, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
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:::::::Since you didn't add it, [[what if? (blog)#Sporadic releases|I did]]! --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 16:47, 23 March 2025 (UTC)
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:::::::It's because the email that the ''What If?'' suggestions go to is wrong. [[User:B_for_brain|B for brain]] ([[User_talk:B_for_brain|talk]]) ([https://www.youtube.com/@bforbrain youtube channel] [https://bforbrain.weebly.com/ wobsite (supposed to be a blag)]) 18:24, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
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::::::::Wait what? Please explain, I didn't know about this! What do you mean? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 21:00, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
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:::::::::Try submitting a "What if?" suggestion yourself – you'll get an email from whatever email service you use saying that the email "Doesn't exist". [[User:B_for_brain|B for brain]] ([[User_talk:B_for_brain|talk]]) ([https://www.youtube.com/@bforbrain youtube channel] [https://bforbrain.weebly.com/ wobsite (supposed to be a blag)]) 17:35, 24 March 2025 (UTC)
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::::::::::Thanks! I didn't know about this. I'll add an incomplete notice. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 17:41, 24 March 2025 (UTC)
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'''Why has the [[Blag]] stopped.? --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 14:11, 26 February 2025 (UTC)
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:Seemed like it was a good place to write extra info, but it has been removed from the links on the front page 2023 even though the [https://blog.xkcd.com/ page] still exist.
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'''Do you read explainxkcd.com? --[[Special:Contributions/172.68.174.146|172.68.174.146]] 19:01, 27 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:We've probably all wondered:  Does he ever read the wiki?  if so,  there are many directions this could go.  Like:  Has he ever posted anonymously (this could be asked without necessarily identifying which posts were his)?  Ever find a explanation and laugh at how wrong it was?  Ever find a explanation that had a funnier interpretation then he intended?
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::Discuss it and vote - I doubt that counts as "administrative" but by not referencing any particular comic, we definitely avoid the "questions shouldn't require him to explain his comic more than he has already done." part.  Anyway, feel free to reword/add parts/delete parts/hack the question up in whatever way you want.  Consider this just me posting the idea for a question, and letting you guys do whatever you want with the idea  --[[Special:Contributions/172.68.174.146|172.68.174.146]] 19:01, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
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:::I do not think we should ask this. He has at least once referred to explain xkcd, so he do know of it. But I think that for his own sake, he stays clear of it as best as he can. ;-) -- [[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 19:20, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
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{{Done}} '''[[24]]'s original caption claimed to have more to it, but the link isn't archived. Is there more? [[user talk:lett‪herebedarklight|youtu.be/miLcaqq2Zpk]] 01:23, 4 March 2025 (UTC)'''
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::I wonder if he'd want to talk about it, since he's now deleted his LiveJournal reply regarding the broken link. But would be easy to answer if there wasn't more. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:08, 4 March 2025 (UTC)
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'''In [[2256: Bad Map Projection: South America]], which eleven islands are representing what I assume are the Philippines and Indonesia? --[[Special:Contributions/104.23.187.145|104.23.187.145]] 13:45, 1 March 2025 (UTC)'''
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:Luzon, Samar, Mindanao, Sumatra, Java, Borneo, Sulawesi, and New Guinea seem pretty obvious, but what are the other three islands?
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'''In [[2951: Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas]], assuming you didn't draw the map freehand, what function did you use to convert (actual distance from center point) to (distance from center point in the projection)? --[[Special:Contributions/104.23.187.145|104.23.187.145]] 13:45, 1 March 2025 (UTC)'''
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:This information would be helpful for adding more states, territories, countries, and/or landmasses to the map.
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'''Does he know that if a=1,b=2,c=3, etc. then x+k+c+d=42?[[User:Thehydraclone|Thehydraclone]] ([[User talk:Thehydraclone|talk]]) 19:49, 2 March 2025 (UTC)'''
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:(Answer to life, the universe, and everything)
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::[https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/xkcd#:~:text=However%2C%20according%20to%20Randall%20himself%2C%20this%20is%20a%20coincidence This might be relevant], if you can find a citation for it...
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::Not very important question but very easy to answer and trivial, i like it. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 15:59, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
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:::But I think this has already been debated wildly and he has explained why he chose this name extensively, and it seems like it was not for that reason. I find it very interesting though, but it also only works for English alfabet, in Denmark we do not use W when saying the alfabet (although we have it for loan words. We also call it Weekend in Denmark. That is an official Danish word). But the X would thus be one less and the sum 41 ;-) I do realize that he of course would have used the English alfabet, so if he actually looked for this he would also get 42. -- [[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 19:20, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
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'''There's a hidden search box in [https://xkcd.com xkcd.com]'s source code. --[[User:Bytesizeinfo.com|Bytesizeinfo.com]]'''
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:It's commented out, but you can reenable it with your browser's inspect tool, and it still seems to work. (It's in the footer, if you want to try.) Why is it commented out? It seems like a useful tool.
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::Interesting! I had noticed it was there on older archives but didn't know it was just commented out. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:08, 4 March 2025 (UTC)
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{{Done}}'''What was/is the purpose of https://xkcd.com/yes/ and https://xkcd.com/no/? [[user talk:lett‪herebedarklight|youtu.be/miLcaqq2Zpk]] 03:32, 5 March 2025 (UTC)'''
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::Wait what? I've never seen these pages before! Are there any others? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 21:30, 8 March 2025 (UTC)
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:::When I learnt of them, I tried various others (e.g. ".../maybe"), to no avail. But maybe there's something non-Yes/Noish that goes along with those two, thematically. So far, though, I've not worked out what they might be. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.33.252|162.158.33.252]] 00:08, 9 March 2025 (UTC)
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::::I looked into it! There are other pages, but the xkcd forum link is broken and not archived. (See more info on the two pages, i just created, [[NO]] and [[YES]].) --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 12:33, 9 March 2025 (UTC)
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{{Done}}'''Are results from the [[xkcd Survey]] ever going to be released? --[[Special:Contributions/172.71.254.92|172.71.254.92]] 01:53, 9 March 2025 (UTC)'''
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:In xkcd.com/[[1572]] there was a survey. Randall said that he would release the data, but it crashed google forms. Is there any way to get it back, and if so, will he finally release it?
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::Interesting! I didn't know. Very good question, thanks! --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 12:33, 9 March 2025 (UTC)
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'''Did you know that the chatroom in [[xkcloud]]; euphoria.io is living and growing under a new domain, leet.nu? [[User:Elaine Roberts|Elaine Roberts]] ([[User talk:Elaine Roberts|talk]]) 19:21, 11 March 2025 (UTC)'''
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'''What checkmate did you intend to depict in [[1112: Think Logically]]?''' [[Special:Contributions/162.158.167.40|162.158.167.40]] 07:04, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
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:We suspect scholar's mate, but there is at least one other possibility, specifically a variant of fool's mate (since Cueball could be moving his pawns towards Knit Cap Guy's king).
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::Did he really choose to depict a specific strategy? Is the assumption based on the board pieces at the end, or on the number of moves, or both? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 15:11, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
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'''Is the board setup in [[3045: AlphaMove]] based on playing AlphaMove against a specific chess engine? If so, which one?''' -unsigned!
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::Can you elaborate? What's a board setup, what dow e exactly not know? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 16:14, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
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:::Seems to me, it simply means "has that playing position (i.e. the current state) been reached by pitting 'the algorithm' vs. any particular ''genuine'' chess-engine". (Or otherwise. The alternative, presumably, that it was a 'hand-crafted' response on Randall's part... Or possibly a volunteer from amongst his acquaintances, either knowing something of what they'd be pitted against or not.)
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:::I suspect the answer will be frightfully unremarkable (if available ''and'' given), but I could also see it being a useful throw-it-in. (Better than [[4: Landscape (sketch)|"why's there a river running through the ocean?"]], anyway ;) ) [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.163|141.101.99.163]] 16:49, 11 March 2025 (UTC)
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::::Ah gotcha. Doesn't seem interesting imo but is small enough. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 15:22, 12 March 2025 (UTC)
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'''Machine details -- [[User:HyperBirbN3rd|HyperBirbN3rd]]'''
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:Is [[Machine]] going to have a finalized state? If so, when?
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::Not sure this is easy enough to answer. He'd have to explain his intentions, which i don't think he published --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:31, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''Does the hexadecimal "pointers" in [[138: Pointers]] mean anything?--[[User:Bb777|me, hi]] ([[User talk:Bb777|talk]]) 18:07, 29 March 2025 (UTC)'''
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'''Why did you rename comic #[[786]]'s image to ''exoplanets_2010.png'' instead of uploading comic #[[1071]]'s image as ''exoplanets_2012.png''?''' --[[User:Winter1760|Winter1760]] ([[User talk:Winter1760|talk]]) 17:11, 5 April 2025 (UTC)
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:Is [[2638: Extended NFPA Hazard Diamond]] supposed to represent anything at all? [[User:Bb777|me, hi]] ([[User talk:Bb777|talk]]) 17:57, 5 April 2025 (UTC)
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'''Why were the xkcd [[Forums]] shut down for good? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 07:25, 22 July 2025 (UTC)'''
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'''What was/is the purpose of the [[explain xkcd:Community portal/Proposals#List of pages|other pages we found]]? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 08:46, 22 July 2025 (UTC)'''
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===Out-of-scope questions===
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{{notice|<big><big>These questions are more like interview questions.</big></big><br>He said he'd answer simple questions. I'm assuming he'd like questions similar to the one he replied to (short, sweet,<br>no explaining needed), or questions that shouldn't require him to explain his comic more than he has already done.}}
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'''Why was what if? article ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20161205191559/http://what-if.xkcd.com/153 Peptides] deleted?'' --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 16:34, 21 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:[[what if? (blog)]] is a blog written by [[Randall]] with entries posted occasionally. On December 5, 2016, the article ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20161205191559/http://what-if.xkcd.com/153 Peptides]'' was published as number {{what if|153|153}}. However, it was [https://web.archive.org/web/20161206171630/http://what-if.xkcd.com/153/ removed the following day] and was replaced by a notice: "''Whoops. This article is still in progress. An early draft was unintentionally posted here thanks to Randall's <b>[http://xkcd.com/1597/ troubled approach to git]</b>, and it took a little bit to get everything sorted out and rolled back. Sorry for the mixup!"''. No finished version of the article was ever published, and the URL was later reused for ''{{what if|153|Hide the Atmosphere}}''.
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::I this this one is very interesting, but it might not be as administrative and short as Randall wants. He'd need to explain the reason why it wasn't published and why it looks like a complete article, not a "draft". Anyone agree? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 16:34, 21 February 2025 (UTC)
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:::Copy paste from my reply below which I wrote first: "I'm not quite sure he likes questions about things he actually wished to delete... I mean seriously he tried to hide it but we got hold of it anyway?" --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 17:26, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
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::::Yeah you're right, I didn't think about that --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:31, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''What happened to [[Five-Minute Comics: Part 4]]? --[[User:CalibansCreations|'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">Caliban</span>''']] ([[User talk:CalibansCreations|talk]]) 17:49, 22 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:A lost xkcd comic. He accidentally posted this instead of [[940]], and then erased all evidence of its existence by redirecting the direct image URL to a notice claiming it was a minor glitch in the universe. I'd get deleting the image outright, but just replacing it with what is essentially a sign to stop looking for it? Kinda weird. Also, how many more of these 5MCs has he made that are potentially lost media?
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::I like this one, but I'm not sure if it's as simple as he'd like. He'd need to explain why he created the comic, which he almost never does. But there might be a way to ask it in a way that allows him to reply without revealing too much info. Btw, you seem very active on this wiki, do you have anything else in mind? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 20:11, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
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:::I'm not quite sure he likes questions about things he actually wished to delete... I mean seriously he tried to hide it but we got hold of it anyway? Also we know why he drew these, it was a game he played with family. He just did not mean to post the fourth one. There might be more, but he only posted the three because he could not cope with the cancer of his wife and did not whish to give up his schedule. So as he could not draw three comics fast enough for that week he used these instead. Asking into this would also remind him of his wife's cancer. I vote no to this as an e-mail to Randall!  [[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 17:24, 23 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''Why was [[No One Was Hurt]] replaced? [[Special:Contributions/172.68.71.112|172.68.71.112]] 15:44, 24 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:[[No One Was Hurt]] was a comic that was replaced by Comic 2642, and while it's reasonable to assume that it's probably in response to some... unfortunate irl events, for documentation it would be nice to have an official, confirmed answer
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::I'm not sure he'd like it, after all, he deleted it, so he might not want to talk about it more --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:31, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''Will we get more 5-part sagas? --[[User:CalibansCreations|'''<span style="color:#ff0000;">Caliban</span>''']] ([[User talk:CalibansCreations|talk]]) 11:44, 23 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:Like [[Choices]], [[The Race]], etc.
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:::Not sure about this one, feels like we should be focusing on exclusively wiki data and such, this isn't an interview. [[Special:Contributions/172.71.30.168|172.71.30.168]] 17:28, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
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::::Agree with IP, but it's not the worst question we've gotten. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:31, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''What inspired you to make [[Time]]? {{unsigned ip|141.101.109.166}}'''
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::Frankly I don't see this one either, see the one above [[Special:Contributions/172.71.30.168|172.71.30.168]] 17:26, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
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:::Yup, definitely out of scope. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:31, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''Are there comics you'd like to update in light of recent developments? [[Special:Contributions/172.71.102.216|172.71.102.216]] 13:52, 25 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:Are there any existing comics you would like to update / sequel in light of recent developments (environmental, political, webtrends, demographic)? :The first thing that comes to mind is that 2024 was the first year above 1.5C over the pre-industrial average. [https://news.slashdot.org/story/25/01/10/0426254/2024-was-the-first-year-above-15c-of-global-warming-scientists-say].
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::This is an interview question, not a simple question — read the notice above --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:31, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''Just wanted to note that some geography comics might be worth asking about [[User:XKCD Teaches Science|XKCD Teaches Science]] ([[User talk:XKCD Teaches Science|talk]]) 03:27, 24 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:I remember browsing pages on this wiki about 6 months ago and noticing that there were many explainations of maps or map like things where editors weren't sure which small islands or small countries since comic drawing is obviously not perfect. I don't remember which comics exactly and don't have time today to investigate, but I figured this observation is worth noting.
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::I'm not sure i get what you're saying. What are you suggesting we ask Randall, exactly (if he answers)? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:31, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''Did they notice?''' -unsigned!
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:I noticed that in [[1529: Bracket]] 'Jeff Gordan' was changed to 'Jeff Gordon' but apparently nobody noticed. When was the comic fixed?
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:: Who knows! Good catch. This is not the correct page to talk about it, but I have mentioned it in the comic page. You can use the Wayback Machine to check when it was changed [[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 20:56, 7 March 2025 (UTC)
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'''Why have you drawn fewer multiple-panel comics recently?''' [[Special:Contributions/172.70.214.113|172.70.214.113]] 07:38, 9 March 2025 (UTC)
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:<!--(You were entitled to correct it, but I'm leaving it as is.) /Commented out & fixed by FaviFake-->I'm fairly sure we've had this answered already ("things just weren't quite ready/more testing was needed") for some of the more technical ones, in some other place. Whether we can get more detail and for ''every'' not-on-time might be a matter of him having to remember the precise circumstances. And I also would feel uncomfortable if this turned into "why was <random non-April Fool comic> late?". Or early. (When doing Rightpondian book-tours, sometimes surprisingly early, but every now and then it seems he manages to release them from his native Leftpondia even early here in the Rightpondian day.) But this is far too much detail (and far too much expectation), of no importance so long as he continues to average out at three regular comics a week and ''if he wants to'', and ''when he can'', anything a bit more special.
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:Consider this a downvote on bothering him with this question, but that's of course only my opinion, in leiu of anything more constructive to add ("What's your favourite cheese..?") [[Special:Contributions/172.69.79.190|172.69.79.190]] 19:42, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
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::I agree with the second IP on this one! Unless there's a particular comic for which the delay was very important (do you have any in mind?), I don't think this is going to be of much interest to him. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 20:11, 22 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''Why was there no special thing for comic [[3000]]? [[User:DollarStoreBa&#39;al|DollarStoreBa&#39;al]] ([[User talk:DollarStoreBa&#39;al|talk]]) 17:34, 24 February 2025 (UTC)'''
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:This is something major as normally he makes special comics for these types of milestones, but the comic proceeded as if nothing happened. Why?
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::A fair question, but a bit of a lower priority than anything else we can throw at Randall. [[Special:Contributions/172.71.26.43|172.71.26.43]] 17:44, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
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::I am still curious about this, though. If no other question is deemed as important, this is a good one to ask IMO. [[User:Trogdor147|Trogdor147]] ([[User_talk:Trogdor147|talk]]) 21:32, 24 February 2025 (UTC)
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'''In the xkcd email subscription, there is an address at the bottom, it being (68 Harrison Ave Ste 605 PMB 75312, Boston, MA, 02111-1929, US). If it something you are comfortable saying, what is this address? '''  [[User:Little Timmy|Little Timmy]] 1:26, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
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:::Agreed. Also, if it weren't a mail drop, we really shouldn't know the answer to this question. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 08:42, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
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:On comic [[851]], he linked to a newer version in the header, saying "I don't get do-overs," but later, in [[1365]] for example, mistakes were fixed and revised. Is there anything that led to this, and can 851 be replaced with the updated version?[[Special:Contributions/174.174.4.79|174.174.4.79]] 17:12, 6 August 2025 (UTC)
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Latest revision as of 10:59, 13 September 2025

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Hey everyone! I got in touch with Randall Munroe himself!! Here's what you need to know.

Ambox notice.png UPDATE: He answered my latest questions, so I sent him another list of questions! He hasn't replied as of 13/9
I emailed him to ask for the official release date of 36: Scientists (see the trivia for more info). Surprisingly, he got back to me! You can read the full conversation below. I'll keep you posted if I receive more messages! You can add this page to your watchlist to keep track of it. I haven't received his explicit permission to feature his messages in full, so initially i hid his messages. I've now published the contents of his emails, since he hasn't responded to my request to make them public. My emails have not been altered, but in the copy-pasting, links have been removed. These emails were all hyperlinked, I now added back only a few links.

In his second email, Randall expressed willingness to answer a few more questions, particularly simpler, administrative questions (like the one he answered already), but kindly explained he prefers to avoid too much meta-commentary. Because I didn't want to come up with every question and I wanted to hear everyone, I'll try to send him some that you want, if he agrees to receiving more! You can add your suggestions here!.

Even if he doesn't answer all these questions, we could also use this page for other things. I'm also planning to create a page on this wiki containing everything we don't know about xkcd, using these questions. So, keep posting your questions! In the future, this could become:

  • A list of everything we can research extremely in-depth, if someone wants to help the wiki that way.
  • A list of quick questions to ask him when someone meets him in person, at a book tour for example.
  • A page for people who want to read about things we don't know and is interested in xkcd mysteries.

  CLICK HERE TO ADD NEW QUESTION (scroll to bottom)

Email thread[edit]