| titletext = It's taken me 20 years to get over skyline tetris.
...w|Tetris effect}}, which takes its name from the game {{w|Tetris}}. People who play Tetris for extended periods tend to imagine real-life objects (like sk
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| titletext = I'm SO glad I escaped. They almost had me caught in their weird ...thing.
..."MOOOOOON!" (this might be a reference to an old joke: Q: Knock Knock. A: Who's there? Q: Interrupting Cow. A: Interrupting Co— Q: MOOOOOOO!).
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:On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
...ative; for example, ''13 Worst Plane Crashes of the Decade'' or ''8 Otters Who Are So Cute We Can't Even Handle It''. This method of writing headlines, re
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...mathematician}}, and fellow of the {{w|Royal Society}}, {{w|Horace Lamb}}, who famously {{w|Horace Lamb#Later years, 1920–1934|stated in 1932}}:
...ur understanding of turbulence has improved little. {{w|Richard Feynman}}, who was himself largely responsible for explaining QED, famously described turb
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...where together; I'm trying to leave this conversation and you're following me.
...re rude and/or treat them badly. This has given rise to a cliche about men who assume themselves to be nice guys, insisting that women reject them for bei
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...;"|33,638,400||This, together with "The turn signal of the car in front of me blinks", forms a reference to [[165: Turn Signals]].
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======They make me so hungry.======
=====Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?=====
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| titletext = Are you still there, server? It's me, Margaret.
...] too. ''Meg'' can be a nickname for ''Margaret'' as well as ''[[Megan]]'' who Margaret resembles.
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| titletext = Who's calling me?? WHY IS THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD CALLING ME!?
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...''Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.''"[http://muse.tau.
*[http://www.freerangekids.com freerangekids.com] blog for and by parents who would rather have their kids asking math grad students questions than const
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...eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. Any islanders who have figured out the color of their own eyes then leave the island, and the
'''"I can see someone who has blue eyes."'''
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...balls, but also human remains. She may be referring to a real grandfather who has been cremated, or is simply improvising a joke at Cueball's expense.
...all the next time have increased. Megan (or rather [[Randall]] if it is he who speaks in the title text) would prefer to put the ashes back into the urn.
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:::when the UK “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” aired
:::when the US “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” aired
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| titletext = To everyone who responds to everything by saying they've 'lost their faith in humanity': Th
...is stupid. He jokes that he will let humanity (everyone other than the guy who makes the comment) know that he has lost faith in them - and very sarcastic
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...be the worst film ever made, but has also earned a sizable number of fans
who uphold it as a prime example of a film that is "{{w|so bad, it's good}}". I
...in a way not typical of American English.</p><p>The phrase "You're tearing
me apart!" originally appeared in ''{{w|Rebel Without a Cause}}'', though it a
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| titletext = 'Finding a 105-year-old who's lived in each location and asking them which hurricane they think was the
...his map: "If you think there was a worse one, find a 105 year old resident who agrees!" 105 was likely chosen because most people can only remember back t
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.... Perhaps xkcd's "parts" refers to KSP's large community of mod developers who contribute 'parts' to the game, although it was likely intended as nothing
:Cueball: Someone once told me the great kings of the past look down on us...
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:[Randall's ''What If?'' book is standing next to Cueball who is taking something out of a box. On the side of the box it says:]
:Cueball: Someone once told me the great kings of the past look down on us...
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...ow the person you were in the past can be viewed as a distinct entity from who you are now, as well as the predictability of future events relating to you
:Cueball: Stop judging me!
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...ard is shown, is a reference to the character Sherlock Holmes, a detective who is often attributed the famous line "Elementary, my dear Watson" (despite h
|"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"
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:Rosetta: Quick, take a picture of me!
:Rosetta: Oh, they wanted me to mention-
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...to bring about a superintelligent AI that will eternally torment everyone who failed to make fun of the Roko's Basilisk people.
...t someday exist but didn't work to create it, thereby blackmailing anybody who thinks of this idea into bringing it about. This idea horrified some poster
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| titletext = Hey guys! What's eating you? Ha ha ha it's me! Oh, what fun we have.
...iew-with-ryan-north-creator-of-dinosaur-comics-15523444/ clip art]. Anyone who has read so much as a handful of ''Dinosaur Comics'' will know that its ''T
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| titletext = My parents sent me to several years of intensive Kix test prep.
...ental research and clinical trials. This phrase suggests that the children who tested the cereal did not obtain the required consent, which would generall
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...ball by talking about 'sportsball' and acting excited to find someone else who's interested, then acting confused when they try to clarify.
...pe characteristic of some ''xkcd'' comics: here, Randall references people who scornfully refer to popular sports such as football, basketball, and/or bas
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| titletext = I can't believe they wouldn't even let me hold a vote among the passengers about whether to try the loop.
...us objects which could create hazards even (or particularly) against those who have strapped themselves down to prevent their own movement through the shi
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...ar and was a member of the [http://warisboring.com/articles/the-scientists-who-pee-plutonium/ UPPU club (translated as “You pee Pu!”)]. Alternatively
:[Megan turns to Beret Guy who takes the sample and looks at it.]
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| titletext = The invisible hand of the market never texts me back.
...chips to later resell them. This is much to the consternation of Cueball, who is (depending on how you interpret the simple art-style) holding his hands
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...can see from where you stand. Below the heading, the two groups of people who will get the most use out of this sheet are listed. The first is "GeoGuessr
...le text references {{w|Anton Chigurh}} (portrayed by {{w|Javier Bardem}}), who is the main antagonist of the film ''{{w|No Country For Old Men}}.'' In thi
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...s}} are a British pop girl group formed in 1994. It consists of five girls who each have a "spice girl" nickname. The five girls with their respective nic
...e dialogue may be one of two Spice Girls, described alternately as the one who is merciful and the one started the war (which likely resulted in the said
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|this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
|The rook is getting closer. Help me.
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...to Anchorage, Black Hat will have created a serious problem for its owner who will have to report the car as stolen.
:[Black Hat walks past Cueball who turns to look after him.]
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| titletext = To me, trying to understand song lyrics feels like when I see text in a dream but
...} song {{w|Israelites (song) |Israelites}} so for instance the line ''Poor me Israelites'' becomes ''Oh-oh my ears are alight''. See more details in the
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...lay in every process in my body, really, they deserve this award more than me. Just gotta figure out how to give it to them. Maybe I can cut it into piec
...tance speech which traditionally begins with the recipient thanking people who have helped them achieve the honor. Sometimes when a number of people are m
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...hiteboard or produce a generation of offspring or something? It might take me a bit, but I can do it.
...for the job — because the interviewer is likely to presume that a person who gives silly and unhelpful answers is not right for most positions.
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Since the public key is initially designated to be shared, anyone who has that key can send the user an encrypted message that only the user can
...'ve been posting my public key for 15 years now, but no one has ever asked me for it or used it for anything as far as I can tell.
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...en working in groups. It can be used as a light reprimand to a team member who isn't cooperating, with the reminder that when working as a team one cannot
...ctim of {{w|cherry picking}}, especially when considering that "there's no me in team" would, strictly speaking, be a bit more grammatical. On a related
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:Jesus carried me
:Who was that guy?
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...ould be deliberately that she tries to annoy the woman she is talking too, who is standing behind her. It is Hairbun (or Princess Leia with her typical ha
:[Past them we find Ponytail with an arrow on her bow and Cueball who has just shoot an arrow from his bow. They are aiming at the Star Destroyer
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Beyond the maze on either side (just far enough that players who remain within the maze will not see) are [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/i
...sphere_worry_and_car_room_at_bottom_of_hull.png commented on] by [[Megan]] who looks out from an opening in the bottom of the Destroyer's hull.
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...y human who would prevent it from fulfilling those orders, even the person who originally gave them. Given the superior abilities of robots, the most effe
:Car factory robot: I'll make cars for you, but try to unplug me and I’ll vaporize you.
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...ne, and the line for her kite goes up in the air between her and Beret Guy who has now almost reached her. He is just holding on to the end of the line, w
:Beret Guy: Hey, Me too!
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...s pride in her sluttiness and would be dismayed at being bested by a child who is presumably not as experienced in behaving sluttily.
# "Evolution has not prepared humans/me/us/men/women to..." is a common excuse by some people to justify their beha
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...that the comment was unoriginal, useless, or otherwise unimportant. People who read it might assume that there is a hidden joke or meaning somewhere insid
:Hairy guy: This video looks fake to me.
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...erence to how the consumer versions of Microsoft Windows (3.x, 95, 98, and ME) ran on the "older version" software Microsoft DOS until Windows NT. Paired
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...iously made the comic [[526: Converting to Metric]]. There are also people who wish the US to change to the metric system, although some of them still wis
...hrenheit: ''Valuing unit standardization over being helpful possibly makes me a bad friend.''
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...especially for anyone who likes the ''good stuff'' in space like the host, who cannot wait for the star to explode. Clearly she hopes it will be in her li
:Host: Welcome to stargazing, with your host, me.
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...rting my edits" suggests the murders are being committed by ''one person'' who is influencing how they are shown on Wikipedia - perhaps trying to prevent
...eferred to be high-quality, accurate, and pretty. It seems that the people who are editing the article are getting desperate to find a non-bleak picture o
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...e Rapture, but only for technology: computers lifted up into heaven, those who aren't "true believers" being left behind, and a great tribulation to follo
:[A wider view of the table where the phone continues to talks to Cueball who in the end turns right and walks away as he replies.]
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...very detailed old code. This group is on the left. To the right are people who have gotten so used to the tools and conventions of the '80s that they spen
In the center is Cueball, presumably representing Randall, who has learned enough to change how the code operates but not enough for his c
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| Surprising || Unexpected || Surprising (but not to me) || The speaker/writer claims that everyone else is surprised by something,
| {{w|Doctor Who}} || Longrunning popular sci-fi TV series often combining history and alien
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This comic presents a series of images depicting a female {{w|gnome}} who is known as "Gnome Ann". The humor derives from the fact that the name "Gno
| "Fool! No man can kill me."
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| titletext = A childhood spent walking while reading books has prepared me unexpectedly well for today's world.
...walk around staring at their phones. This makes those "antisocial" people who grew up used to walking around while reading the best-adapted to navigating
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...or doctor [[Ponytail]], who orders 50 CCs from a nurse (probably [[Megan]] who walks in front of her rather than [[Cueball]] walking away behind her), all
:Ponytail: Nurse, bring me 50 CCs!
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...tombs where such jars have been found, or the names of the archaeologists who have affirmed finding such jars. Repeated encounters with the assertion lea
...olunteers in the 1936-1939 {{w|Spanish Civil War}} to fight {{w|fascism}}, who ends up wounded and alone, about to ambush the enemy to give his comrades a
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...re than two persons off-panel, but it's also impossible to say if a person who speaks in one panel also speaks in one of the next, hence the numbering.]
:Cueball: Now hear me out-
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...re entirely different.{{Citation needed}} This is pointed out by White Hat who states that at some point in the process he switched from the puzzle of deb
:Cueball: Debugging '''''that''''' led me to a mysterious error message from a system utility...
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...you will see a new error messages email to you (located in <code>/var/mail/me</code>) stating it can't send email to a user named <code>/etc/crontab</cod
X-Original-To: me@mycomputer.local
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...#Trivia|trivia section]]). [[Randall]] uses this comic to criticize people who are unable to put aside their ego and re-assess what they know in the face
:White Hat: No, let me show you...
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...insight into what's involved in bringing a product to market. Also people who sit around all day wondering what could be funny, like Randall, could also
...witch on the body who were fired. Alternatively it could have been the one who put the switch on the wire that was fired later, when they got poor on-line
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| titletext = Remind me to order another pack of coffee filters from Dyson. Man, these things are E
:[Pan to only Megan who pours a pail of water over the grounds now lying in a pile on the floor.]
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...is paused, a character narrates something along the lines of, "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering (how I ended up in this situation)..." The rest
...one feel old|make people feel old]], and is likely most relevant to those who have actually used vinyl to listen to music, comedy or other recordings.
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...his seems more like a way to attract turkey vultures." "My mom always told me a turkey vulture is just a friend you haven't met yet, usually because you
...ove him like {{w|vultures}}. But his plan is to start telling these people who are ready to rob him of his life support cool facts about {{w|Outer space|s
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| title = Who Sends the First Text?
...ften?" This is meant to show who Randall initiates conversations with, and who initiates conversations with him.
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...situation is to leave the phone in the pocket and steal both cars, and see who gets there first to defuse the bomb. This would both ensure one of them rea
:Protip: If you ever need to defeat me, just give me two very similar options and unlimited internet access.
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| titletext = It me, your father.
...'he'', ''she'', and ''we'') while objects use the {{w|accusative case}} (''me'', ''him'', ''her'', ''us''). This rule is still strong in languages like
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The title text is a reference to [[Nate Silver]] who is well-known (in the United States) as an election polling analyst on {{w|
:Cueball: And it's prime. Prime years have always been good for me.
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:[Ponytail walks up to Megan, who is sitting in an office chair at a desk using her laptop.]
:Ponytail: So there are probably several research teams out there who are sitting on Nobel-Prize-worthy discoveries, but haven't told the rest of
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This comic is a satire of computer programmers, who sometimes forget that not everything can be solved with an {{w|algorithm}},
...ns, everyone thinks Enigma is unbreakable," and Turing replies, "Good. Let me try and we'll know for sure, won't we?"
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...n Trilogy'', and [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pellaeon Gilad Pellaeon], who serves as a {{w|Dr. Watson}}-type companion to Thrawn throughout much of th
...tains multiple aborted subplots which can make it very confusing for a fan who has seen the later works.
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...r, so she builds a system to shoot them down. She shows it to [[Cueball]], who is also excited about the idea and helps spot the drones. However, each of
:Megan: People in the park keep flying drones near me, so I've built a system to shoot them down.
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:[Megan is standing behind Cueball who is sitting at a computer desk using a laptop.]
:If something is formatted like a serious scientific paper, it can take me a while to realize it isn't one.
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...op. The EU told me I'm the heir to some ancient European throne that makes me exempt from the GDPR, but we should probably still try to fix that.
...terpart Samara Morgan from the {{w|The_Ring_(2002_film)|American remake}}, who has been referenced by xkcd several times in the past — [[396: The Ring]]
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Carroll's Humpty Dumpty is a parody of people who use technical language without defining their terms and expect others to un
...e: I wonder what all those words you just said meant. Maybe you're telling me I can have all your stuff!
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| titletext = According to the cable company reps who keep calling me, it's because I haven't upgraded to the XTREME GIGABAND PANAMAX FLAVOR-BLAS
...working point of view, but sometime in the last few years this flipped for me.
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...{{w|sports drink}} multi-pack containing twelve 20 oz bottles. The people who gave negative reviews are {{w|Merlin}} (the wizard from the legends of King
:Merlin (1 of 5 stars) Drinking this made me thirstier
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...I know I don't belong in your network. The person you invited was someone who had not yet inflicted this two-year ordeal upon you. I'm no longer that per
...is sitting at his desk writing an {{w|email}}. He is responding to Kevin, who sent him an email ''two years'' ago. Cueball is so far behind in responding
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...have been written instead. This feature would also be able to catch anyone who tries to avoid the feature depicted in the comic by saving the email in "dr
:Enjoyed it! I'm busy this weekend, but let me know if you're free sometime next week and want to get dinner or something.
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| titletext = NO DRAMA ZONE -> If I've made you sad, you'd better not tell me, because I am TERRIFIED of that situation and have NO IDEA how to handle it
...nslation” of the description reveals that it is a vastly insecure person who seems to have the problem of saying the wrong thing every time and so their
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...r listed events. The joke is that if Horse Hole was a real sport, then one who won a major competition for it, the Missouri Horse Hole, in addition to the
...he title text may relate to Episode 354 of ''{{w|My Brother My Brother And Me}}'', "Beanfreak", where a potential punishment for losing horses in a race
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| titletext = People keep telling me to use the radio but I really hate making voice calls.
...a plane that he is unable to fly, and unless he finds a match with someone who can (and is able to provide assistance) the plane will crash. Even then, un
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|Many quotes are misattributed to famous people who are well known for originating a lot of quotes (such as [https://en.wikiquo
|This is likely the case for many famous, widely admired people who are often quoted for all sorts of arguments, even diametrically opposed one
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...osest to the Sun in January, despite what those in the northern hemisphere who are tilted away from the Sun at that time may think.) In yet another sense,
...est so the Earth's spin is carrying me backward. But our orbit is carrying me forward around the Sun.
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...is. No fair saying "Frank ... Johnson. That sounds like a real person! Let me just Google him real quick."
...n'' in the same way as this. In at least one case it is not entirely clear who is being referred to: "John Kelly" most likely refers to Gen. {{w|John F. K
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...they've been working on in their garages for 10 years, they'll come after me.
...n their garages for the last 10 years. By this, he implies that the people who work on them do this as a home garage project, so they will never really be
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Find: Where, When, How, (grayed out) What, (grayed out) Why, Who.
...4th, a second submenu has been added, which contains Slappy and Skippy's "Who's on Stage?" parody of the previous routine, which also eventually leads to
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...ime travel</code> replies "TARDIS error: Time Lord missing.". A {{w|Doctor Who}} reference. See also the <code>next</code> command.
* <code>make me a sandwich</code> behaves like [[149: Sandwich]].
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...s generally considered an acquired taste for western palates. [[Randall]], who has made comics about [[388: Fuck Grapefruit|being unimpressed by food]] in
...tray anyone for them. It should be noted that, in the books, it was Edmund who requested the Turkish Delight, implying that they're his favorite treat. Th
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...related, [[169: Words that End in GRY]] is a surreal reprimand upon people who act smug when their bad communication is misunderstood.
*The title text of [[1028: Communication]] notes that “Anyone who says that they're great at communicating but 'people are bad at listening'
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| titletext = Can you stop glaring at me like that? It makes me feel really ironic.
...That someone who understands what irony is would be unhappy while someone who doesn't would be happy is ''not'' an example of irony. Since Black Hat is t
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| titletext = It traveled so far to reach me. I owed it my best.
:[Zoom back on Cueball and Megan who are still looking in the direction she threw the stone.]
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...tives from the Louvre showed up and took them all. They wouldn't even give me back my thumbtacks!
...blind to other parts. Sharing and reading jokes about this may help people who experience that pattern handle the stress of being unable to completely con
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:[Cueball is sitting in a car parked to the left of Hairy, who thus stands in front of it while pointing behind him towards a big black ho
:I'm sure the economics make sense, but it still freaks me out how quick companies are to replace computing devices instead of trying
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...in a {{w|Linguistic prescription|prescriptive view of language}} and those who have a {{w|Linguistic description|descriptive view}}. In the prescriptive
...a meta-meaning, as that is actually the common activity of prescriptivists who complain about incorrect usage; it's a losing battle, because language chan
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...t = If I wait a while, it's not so bad, because then it's just shaped like me, plus some pipes and tanks and probably eventually all of Earth's oceans.
...that it will eventually dilute through the entire human body ("shaped like me"), with what doesn't leaving the body to pass through the water treatment p
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...as he ages, and thus the number of appointments and legitimate businesses who need to contact him, and the increased use by businesses of automated remin
...thods of communication. This is supported by an entry for "that one friend who hates texting" which has grown to encompass pretty much the entire "Friends
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...tletext = I'm the proud parent of an honor student, and the person driving me is proud, too!
...more meta level, the comic could be interpreted as saying that the person who wrote the words in the comic, i.e. [[Randall]], is saying that he is a car.
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...d in the Coliseum. The one at the Coliseum will be operated by a gentleman who draws $60 a week from Barnum & Bailey's circus for the use of his voice."
...megaphones were installed to convey the news equally unavoidably to those who couldn't (or didn't want to) see the color bombs. This is in fact true but
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| titletext = This is my four-digit PIN. It was passed down to me by my father, and someday I will pass it on to you. Unless we figure out ho
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