...front followed by Cueball, Megan and a man with some kind of hat (could be Beret Guy, but only half of his head is shown so it is not clear). A large sign s
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:[More east and on the ground Beret Guy is waving a butterfly net, chasing an RC Helicopter.]
:[Two girls, one blonde and one darker, are walking away from Beret Guy.]
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...so superior to their earthly counterparts. The salesman in the comic is [[Beret Guy]], who appears with a beard for only this comic.
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[[Beret Guy]] convinces himself that down is toward the sky. [[Megan]] asks him why
:[Megan is looking down at Beret Guy, who appears to be doing a handstand on a grass lawn, with grass tuft d
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...e obvious joke is that, instead of “cloud” (Internet-based) storage, [[Beret Guy]]'s business is literally storage ''of'' clouds.
...t Guy appear upside-down, but so would his written-out speech. As a child, Beret Guy would be looking up at his mom, and with a similar flipping of his spee
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...]], and his female counterpart [[Danish]]; the philosophical and surreal [[Beret Guy]]; and [[White Hat]] who is often given a fatal flaw or annoying tenden
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| titletext =They offered to make me a green beret, but I liked my regular one. Although it gets kind of squashed under my hel
...gain, he does not have a choice, since [[291: Dignified|he has stapled the beret on his head.]]
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In this comic the situation is reversed: [[Beret Guy]] is bringing ice to a party, when he's lured by [[Danish]] up to "her
...nce}} card has been left on the counter. This could also be another pun on Beret Guy's response of yelling ''AAAAAAA'', which could be another kind of AAA c
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...one has such guns and starts shooting marshmallows at each other. We see [[Beret Guy]] and Megan who confront Cueball, saying ''Hey, {{w|noob}}! Eat {{w|Sta
Beret Guy realizes that the "streams" of marshmallows are about to cross and shou
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| titletext = 'I don't know, why is your beret staying on your head?' 'Staples.'
...a comment on this and the fact that Beret Guy has his head down. But then, Beret Guy gives him an answer, regarding where White Hat's head once came through
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[[Beret Guy]] uses spider {{w|psychology}} (that he has obviously learned from the
...making such an impossible project work is a typical behavioral pattern for Beret Guy, who continues to do amazing things with animals and other things from
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In ''[[xkcd: volume 0]]'', [[Beret Guy]] says:
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...ween women and orcs. When an audience member (or heckler) points this out, Beret Guy's response shows that his observations weren't intended as comedy in th
:[Beret Guy on stage, holding microphone.]
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...gory:My Hobby|My Hobby]] series, [[Cueball]] uses this tactic to confuse [[Beret Guy]], who spends the next three hours trying to understand what pun there
Beret Guy, however, has been fooled by the addition of ''no pun intended'' and tr
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Reading onwards, it seems that [[Beret Guy]] is just messing about with the scenario.
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...ty, this would be a very bad way of choosing the wheels of the automobiles Beret Guy's company produces. In addition to being extremely inefficient, as they
...ely to shut down a core search product, but they might change the API that Beret Guy's company uses (unless he's just going to their website himself), and t
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...mption. Upon hearing [[Cueball]] call him an asshole for driving an SUV, [[Beret Guy]], not wanting to appear to be such, trades his SUV in at the dealershi
...d their emissions, and that's exactly what [[Megan]] says, this time, when Beret Guy happens to drive past them again.
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:[Sauron from the Lord of the Rings is sitting at a bar, where Beret Guy is bartending; Sauron is wearing his trademark helmet, but he's hanging
:Beret Guy: Hey Sauron, why so glum?
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...fun rather than constantly moping. The presence of squirrels may relate to Beret Guy's head's resemblance to an acorn.
As reinforced by the title text, the complete lack of angst on Beret Guy's part is off-putting to other nihilists.
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...ely further away until he reaches an area with [[Megan]], [[Hairy]], and [[Beret Guy]], discussing {{w|giant squids}}. He decides to join them, as this conv
:[Megan, Beret Guy, and Hairy come into view.]
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[[Beret Guy]] thinks (or wants to think) that what pickup artists really do is gath
The title text also shows Beret Guy's belief that the "{{w|friend zone}}" is a physical place. The term "fr
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This is yet another example of [[Beret Guy]]'s bartender job.
:[A bar. Beret Guy is the bartender, holding a can or mug. On the counter are a bottle and
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...other character appears during the fade; A girl with a beret, similar to [[Beret Guy]], briefly appears to view the castle before leaving. She returns in th
It turns out that Beret Girl from before has turned Megan and Cueball's sandcastle into a boat. Meg
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*[[Beret Guy]] and [[Megan]] are lost, following each other in a loop. Beret Guy displays his obsession with baked goods as he also does in later comics
:Beret Guy: I'm following you.
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Beret Guy invites Cueball to join him in a two-seat kayak trip. However, Cueball
...who become depressed with the lack of control they have over their future: Beret Guy suggests that, rather than continuously worrying, we should enjoy the t
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In this strip, [[Beret Guy]] mirrors Moore's determination to speak with the CEO of the auto compa
...4.0059 ''volva, vulva'' 'wrapper, covering']. However, the similarity that Beret Guy (or Randall) hears is likely due to American English, which strongly ap
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...ng inside. [[Megan]] notes that the bird hatched approximately a year ago. Beret Guy seems touched by this fact, and attempts to explain to the woodpecker t
Beret Guy leaves a present by the foot of the tree where the woodpecker is nestin
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...se it to cut out of his original hypothetical setting. Doubly-hypothetical Beret Guy, meanwhile, takes no notice and continues to happily eat his own ice cr
:[Cueball is holding up his hand towards Beret Guy, who talks to him. From Beret Guy's head go three bubbles to a big thought bubble, where the next part of
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Later in the [[1614: Kites]] title text, it turns out that other people ([[Beret Guy]]) can also fly with a kite.
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Optimistic [[Beret Guy]] can never take life seriously. He loves to play with everything, and
...fact God who is speaking. Due to Beret Guy's [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|strange powers]], it is rather likely that God has been stapled as well
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...all across North America. For this to occur in shorter conductors, (e.g., Beret guy's extension cord,) a solar storm would have to be so destructively larg
...icinity; he has repeatedly demonstrated many [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|strange powers]], and the laws of physics tend to bend themselves aroun
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:[While Beret Guy as a bartender walks into the frame, Megan replies without turning.]
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:[Megan sits at a bar; Beret Guy cleans a glass from behind the counter. Cueball approaches.]
:[Wide shot with Beret Guy, Megan, and Cueball again.]
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...n board itself, but because of the bulletin board's string and thumbtacks, Beret Guy needs the items advertised on it. An additional minor joke may be that
...lyzing or staring at every little detail to try and make sense of them – Beret Guy may be so obsessed with these string boards that he has been driven to
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[[Beret Guy]] misunderstands Cueball's probability, exhibiting the {{w|gambler's fa
...all and Ponytail have beach towels. Ponytail is looking at her cell phone. Beret Guy has his hands up to his face, looking distressed.]
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Another suggestion is that Cueball is attempting to contact Beret Guy, as Beret Guy is known for doing odd things such as this.
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:[Beret Guy stands, looking at a squirrel.]
:Beret Guy: Why are there squirrels
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...s nearing extinction, but the memory of the female bee is now preserved by Beret Guy's memory of the orchid, remembering the male bee's memory of her.
:[Beret Guy and Megan are walking through a wood.]
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...e choice of [[Beret Guy]] to represent the Sage undercuts this somewhat as Beret Guy is frequently seen as bizarrely disconnected from reality in a way that
...urity, but then be easily distracted by a burrito; this is consistent with Beret Guy's general behavior.
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...nts would have no ability to house, and no use for. The comic shows that [[Beret Guy]], upon the host revealing that door B has a goat behind it, chooses to
...n by Monty. There's a ramp to the right, down which a goat is being led by Beret Guy.]
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Following on from [[1032: Networking|his attempts at networking]], [[Beret Guy]], the oddball of the xkcd cast, conducts an interview for a position a
...er a powerful disincentive from joining the company, yet another sign that Beret Guy is mentally unsound, or both.
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In the center of the image, between [[Beret Guy]] and the couple, [[Cueball]] and [[Megan]], appears to be a light spec
:[Megan, Cueball, and Beret Guy sitting on the floor and a big spectrum with one peak is shown between
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..., similar to "[[1133: Up Goer Five|Up Goer Five]]". When Cueball brings up Beret Guy's odd vocabulary, he retorts by declaring that the name does not matter
In the title text Beret Guy continues to use playful language and offers affectionate encouragement
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...robably some sort of very high-power pulse laser. Raises the question of [[Beret Guy|who]] designs the phone if the people marketing it don't know what it d
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...n equally pointless, but presumably much less relaxing activity, she joins Beret Guy in throwing rocks at his leaf boat.
:[Beret Guy is throwing a rock in the water while talking to Megan who walks down t
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...over. Cueball physically falls out of the frame in the final panel, where Beret Guy is already halfway down beneath the floor. This would not be possible i
...h Cueball means in the sense of "like most people, not strange," but which Beret Guy interprets in the geological sense. While subduction occurs when two pl
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...k" that is on the cord. It then floats away, making Cueball grab for it as Beret Guy casually walks away. (See an instance where Cueball inflates something
...eret Guy has previously demonstrated several [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|supernatural abilities]], for instance with power cords, such as in [[1
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[[Beret Guy|Beret Guy's]] phone is about to "die". [[Cueball]] assumes this just means that t
...upernova). Stars with more hydrogen fuel tend to burn brighter and faster. Beret Guy's refusal of a charger is probably a reference to this.
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A [[:Category:New Year|New Year comic]], where [[Megan]] asks [[Beret Guy]] if he has any {{w|New Year's resolutions}}, and even though this is j
...ared and having existed since before 1982 when {{w|SMTP}} was established, Beret Guy apparently doesn't understand what {{w|email}} is, even though he maint
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In the cartoon, [[Beret Guy]] appears to be making a silly mistake, confusing the "vacuum" referred
...e to Beret Guy, as can be seen in many of his [[:Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy|appearances]] – for instance in [[1388: Subduction License]].
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This comic shows another quirky and fantastical ability of [[Beret Guy]].
...ically involve many instruments and steps to prepare the sample. However, Beret Guy seems to be able to identify all the elements the substance is composed
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..."Monty Hall problem" previously appeared in [[1282: Monty Hall]], where [[Beret Guy]] decides to take the goat.
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...although it is unclear why. The common theme in these three comics is that Beret Guy misuses common business cliches. The following are examples and phrases
...of the company's services.{{Citation needed}} It appears that in this case Beret Guy's company kept the page as is, but also trademarked the sentence as the
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...t if? (blog)|what if?]]'' article {{what if|147|Niagara Straw}} features [[Beret Guy]] riding in a barrel, which may be a reference to Barrel Boy.
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...s://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-9.png User-9 Beret Guy with hair] [So not [[Beret Guy]].]
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...re [[Megan]] in the end catches it with a fishing rod. In Click and Drag [[Beret Guy]] is [http://imgs.xkcd.com/clickdrag/1n1e.png chasing an RC helicopter]
***In the comic spiders weave a shirt for [[Beret Guy]] and under one of the bridges in ''Tall roads'' there is a ship whose
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...any perceivable difference.{{Citation needed}} (Unless, of course, you are Beret Guy.)
The title text assumes (for comic effect) that the only thing wrong with Beret Guy's strategy is the instability of the ladder endangering the expensive m
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It could have been [[Beret Guy|Beret Guy's]] car - see [[1493: Meeting]]. Self-driving cars are a [[:Category:Se
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[[Beret Guy]] has a new job with a paradoxical premise. When asked where he works,
...is stored until it becomes old enough to be considered "antique", and that Beret Guy doesn't perform any useful function (except perhaps using the items to
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In [[1088: Five Years]], [[Beret Guy]] is also asked where he will be in five years, and he later interviews
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...lear he intends to do both of his stated objectives. This is expected from Beret Guy, who is usually both naïve about the world and beings that surround hi
Beret Guy has previously indicated he has a finite number of words he can say in
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...fears that giving this explanation would only add fuel to the fire that is Beret Guy's imagination.
...mplains that her {{w|mobile phone signal|cell reception}} has disappeared. Beret Guy responds by saying that he had to cut down his "tree" because there wer
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...(hard to see him properly). Similar in the lower layer: Black Hat, Danish, Beret Guy, Rob, Cutie, and a girl (hard to see, but looks like girls hair, not a
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...onda_Baba Ponda Baba] simply told Luke that "[they] don't like [him]", but Beret Guy is evidently not satisfied by that explanation.) Although this may be s
:[Beret Guy is standing in a crowd holding a microphone.]
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[[Beret Guy]] comments on a {{w|baseball}} game using improper terminology in a way
...called {{w|Inning|innings}}, with each team getting a chance to bat. Since Beret Guy does not know what an inning is, he may count each half-inning as a "pa
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...re torpedoes close together (24-25) and on this, the 25th torpedo, we find Beret Guy sitting astride the torpedo holding on to it like it was a horse, a cle
::Beret Guy: Horsey!
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Two of the main characters are used twice: [[Beret Guy]] ([http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/4/4f/1608_0990x1074y_If_lovi
|If loving you is wrong I don’t want to and Beret Guy following insects
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...a surprise and with little warning to the reader. It is also amusing that Beret Guy is interested in reeling the dog in and flying a kite when he could jus
...y returning to the park with a kite, his dog has returned to the park with Beret Guy flying in the air on the kite (hence he calls down from above that kite
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...cannot avoid being pushed forward through time, see [[1524: Dimensions]]. Beret Guy has also previously traveled to the future in a similar manner, see [[2
...e example of the [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|strange powers of Beret Guy]] - i.e. living by eating paper and without breathing oxygen. But he ha
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...1074)] || -9 || 0 || Ground level left || Terrain || Y || || Y || || || Beret Guy is following a small flying insect
...is below and left of this image talking to Ponytail. The tip of Beret Guys beret can be seen in the middle of the image, him being below
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...many of the strange [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|powers]] of [[Beret Guy]]. If this would indeed happen, then since {{w|Earth}} and the rest of
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...to experience noticeable results. It is only a couple of weeks ago that [[Beret Guy]] used this technique to travel forward in time in [[1617: Time Capsule
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...ds can have a predatory bird (maybe coming after them), but rather knowing Beret Guys love of all things, just as a present of something he likes, like anim
:[Beret Guy holds up a wine glass to the left.]
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...ve been expected in this comic due to the similarity to this system with [[Beret Guy]]'s use of a "soup outlet" as an entrepreneur in [[1293: Job Interview]
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..._garden_Ponytail_and_two_Cueballs_cat_pillar_and_trunk_sE.png here]) and [[Beret Guy]] from the torso and up (see [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9
...le, column, obelisk, pots with star plant or other flowers base and stems, Beret Guy in pond, Cueball hands up and down, balloon string with normal and huge
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...n.png]], [http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-beret-shrub.png]: [[File:Garden Beret shrub.png]], [http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bird-1.png]: [[File:Garden B
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| A little bit of everything including Beret Guy and a cat.
...he lake, sways, and two gates. Cannot change this garden anymore. Now five Beret and cats in different positions. Is that bugs in the air. Really need to pr
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*1663 garden Beret guy and cat and much more:<br> [[File:1663 garden Beret guy and cat and much more.png]]
...garden Four Beret guy two gates and much more:<br> [[File:1663 garden Four Beret guy two gates and much more.png]]
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...|recurrent theme]] on xkcd. A "bun alert" system was actually created by [[Beret Guy]] in [[1871: Bun Alert]].
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[[Beret Guy]] and Megan are participants of a thought experiment concerning glasses
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...resent. The bird flies away with it as depicted here, although first after Beret Guy has left. || Comic: '''[[614: Woodpecker]]''' || || {{w|Woodpecker}} ||
...opter. One of those was also shown later in [[1110: Click and Drag]] where Beret Guy [https://imgs.xkcd.com/clickdrag/1n1e.png chases it with a butterfly ne
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...without glasses. The first time squirrels were mentioned was actually when Beret Guy found them in a tree in [[167: Nihilism]] and since then they have beco
...H is Hairbun without glasses holding a handout towards the squirrel which Beret Guy is holding out in both arms towards her. Another Cueball stands on an o
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[[Beret Guy|Beret Guy's]] [[:Category:Beret Guy's Business|company]], first seen in [[1032: Networking]], [[1293: Job I
...lem which could ironically be attributed to business analysts in general). Beret Guy is dumbfounded, claiming that his company must do ''something'', and ta
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...s, and he is somewhat annoyed about it. (This sounds more like something [[Beret Guy]] would encounter, although he would have reacted very differently than
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...instance in [[Media:1608 1020x1083y Torpedoes two steps above Runner with Beret Guy.png|this scene]] from [[1608: Hoverboard]]) It could also refer to [htt
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...[Beret Guy]] does in that comic, is strictly [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|supernatural]].)
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This is another one of [[Beret Guy|Beret Guy's]] mysterious [[:Category:Beret Guy's Business|businesses]], in which he shows new employee [[Ponytail]] ar
...of our bodies, and certainly not in a professional light as in this comic. Beret Guy, however, has no problem with discussing death and decay as just part o
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...borrowed it from [[Beret Guy]] who has many [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|strange powers]] that also extends to improving vacuum cleaners, which
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...comic shows a meeting at [[Beret Guy]]'s business (as seen in [[:Category:Beret Guy's Business|these other comics]]). As usual, those in the business demon
...hysically attractive (rather than recording successful business dealings). Beret Guy's comment that "the office is full of cash" seems to be an ordinary com
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The comic opens with [[Beret Guy]] identifying a "bun", an informal term for a {{w|rabbit}} also used in
...curs to him. It is known that the word "bun" is similar to the word "pun". Beret Guy has a history of misinterpreting statements and phrases (and often maki
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...[1082: Geology]], and in the title text of [[1388: Subduction License]], [[Beret Guy]] tells [[Cueball]] he can't be a 'normal' roomate because in his motio
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...rapid increase. The governor is confused, then finally comes to grasp that Beret Guy is talking about {{w|rabbit}}s, lots of which can be seen if he would j
...the ballot for the voter to write the name of a {{w|write-in candidate}}. Beret Guy thinks he works for the governor because he wrote his name in on the ba
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...Beret Guy appears to exhibit another of his [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|strange powers]].
In [[1614: Kites]], Beret Guy is "walking" a dog. It is possible that one of the dogs in this comic i
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|This might be a [[Beret Guy]]-esque misunderstanding when filling out the sign up form. When encoun
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...ssary of fencing|"Advancing"}} is a basic forward movement in fencing, and Beret Guy appears to feel it is unfair for the glacier not to have a weapon.
...not remove the sword, but rather would embed it into the stone (or ice) as Beret Guy has done here. – As {{w|Terry Pratchett}} wrote: "What’s so hard ab
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...another Cueball, another Megan, a guy with a knit cap, [[Ponytail]], and [[Beret Guy]].
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In the comic, this idea is taken to an extreme, with [[Beret Guy]] not only transforming the opportunity to ask a question into an oppor
...ve effect upon the listener. Starting from a mere utterance and then using Beret Guy's "it is less than" scheme, it progresses over worse and worse curses,
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...s that they are dockless Roombas for rent. Cueball is confused, but then [[Beret Guy]] walks in, activates one with an app on his {{w|smartphone}}, and ride
...alities]] it was [[Ponytail]] that drove a Roomba. And in [[1486: Vacuum]] Beret Guy flew on a regular vacuum cleaner.
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...cified price, and expresses concern that the pears aren't being dispensed; Beret Guy simply assures her that "it takes a while to work".
...the production of pears in the meantime.{{Citation needed}} Alternatively, Beret Guy may be planning on using [[1088:_Five_Years|time-altering abilities]] t
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...s later. Possibly this is the epoch in which the "cool red beetle" which [[Beret Guy]] added to his company's bug tracker (see [[1493: Meeting]]), or the "f
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...omeone who is wrong on the Internet]]. Pulling him away from the argument, Beret Guy asks why Cueball should pick a weird hill to die on (fight over an opin
:[Cueball, frustrated, is sitting on a chair in front of a computer and Beret Guy pulling the chair back]
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...{{w|light speed}} delay. He announces this information to [[Megan]] and [[Beret Guy]] only seconds before it occurs, allowing him to signal the moment by s
...he fact that she doesn't look up from her book, her surprise is sarcastic. Beret Guy breaks into song with the New Year's traditional "{{w|Auld Lang Syne}}"
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The comic shows [[Beret Guy]] addressing his employees at [[:Category:Beret Guy's Business|his eccentric company]] ([[Ponytail]], [[Hairy]] and [[Hairb
...ely each others' eye''lids'', would be very difficult for most people, but Beret Guy being able to do this would not be very surprising considering his othe
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..., [[1812]], [[1871]], [[1903]], [[1997]], [[2140]], [[2209]] or [[2277]]|| Beret guy with a goat on leash ||loot_115.png||
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...is still light at times of day where you are used to it being dark out. [[Beret Guy]] comments that he fell off of the wall this morning, a seemingly uncon
...s talking about his worsened sleep, Cueball is understandably confused, so Beret Guy clarifies.
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...comic with one of [[Beret Guy|Beret Guy's]] [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|strange powers]]. This time he attracts water so it flows to him rather
...ivalent to the inflow of water (at least, on a yearly average). Obviously, Beret Guy's inexplicable effect on water is distinct from the way actual endorhei
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...sed the pandemic, a claim Cueball meets incredulously. In the final panel, Beret Guy is doing battle with the chair, which taunts him and claims to be immor
:[Beret Guy and Cueball are talking.]
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...e is nothing to stop the character from eating a couch on a pizza. Perhaps Beret Guy is the one texting.
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...opers waste less time reinventing the wheel, so the philosophy goes (or as Beret Guy's business practices literally: [[2140: Reinvent the Wheel]]), and thus
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...addition to the cabbages. This is unusual{{cn}}, as one would expect from Beret Guy's associates.
* '''Black Hat and Beret Guy both want to cross the river with their cargo'''. Neither states that t
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...ic Good (e.g., {{w|Robin Hood}}). A chaotic good xkcd character would be [[Beret Guy]].
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...be immortal) or found that doing so didn't halt the pandemic. (Apparently Beret Guy has visited this same store before, since he says that "it's so stuffy
After confirming that he has the right number, Beret Guy asks if the cursed store does curbside pickup, as he intends to place a
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...eird turn of events that the Apple Growers discuss Trump. However, usually Beret Guy is not interested in real-life problems.
:[Beret Guy and Cueball stand on either side of Megan with her hair unkempt. They s
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Project Orion has been mentioned before, in [[786: Exoplanets]], where Beret Guy sums it up as "nuke-riding city ships", and on [https://what-if.xkcd.co
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[[Beret Guy]], in his [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|usual fashion]], misunderstands how reality works, then reality alters
...ng the structure and function of the protein (although it is not clear how Beret Guy knows that the spike protein should be hydrated since this is his first
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...be able to witness Beret Guy's shot anyway, as Cueball would be long dead. Beret Guy probably doesn't realize this at all, considering how naïve he is.
:[Beret Guy, holding a basketball and a helium balloon, is talking to Cueball. Ther
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...a year. It is unclear how they may have survived, unless the speaker is [[Beret Guy|a certain xkcd character]].
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...part of it. Megan is surprised that he owns such a big property, however, Beret Guy is known for his inexplicable businesses such as in [[1493: Meeting]] a
...become a daily routine. Megan asks if the man was [[D. B. Cooper]], which Beret Guy immediately confirms. He then comments on an owl nest as another bit of
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...rdist ventures]]. He explains to [[Megan]] that "we" (possibly [[:Category:Beret Guy's Business|his company]]) are testing their new "retractable" rocket.
...ity of space-faring history). Thus, Megan is understandably confused about Beret Guy's assertion that theirs is "retractable", asking if he misspoke. In typ
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* Beret guy looking out of a window in the tree
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In this comic, [[Beret Guy]] announces that a {{w|hydroelectric dam}} has reached "Q > 1". This ha
However, Beret Guy's clarification, that the meaning of this is that the dam is producing
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...possible that this phone was designed by [[:Category:Beret Guy's Business|Beret Guy's company]], which has in the past [[1493: Meeting|trademarked seemingl
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...lar to the wordplay that Beret Guy utilized in [[1322: Winter]].) However, Beret Guy turns out to be speaking literally, as he picks up what is in fact a ti
...{{w|seed dispersal}}. Randall's suggestion of turbine seeds conflicts with Beret Guy's assertion that the turbines were built by field mice.
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...R, ONE WHALE HEAVIER THAN THE IPHONE 15, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS BERET GUY'S MOTHER, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION OLYMPIC POOL<br>If you ca
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Beret Guy to squirrel: "Hi!"
...gs and collision issues. It's a reference to [[Great Attractor]], in which Beret Guy is gravitationally attracted to the Great Attractor more strongly than
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| To get here, launch from Beret Guy saying "Wow!" on the Starting Planet.
| Beret Guy pointing his arm up and exclaiming ''WOW!''
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...a physician, making this another comic with one of his special [[:Category:Beret Guy's Business|businesses]].
As Cueball arrives for a medical consultation, Beret Guy proceeds to do what he does best -- try to sound like a professional th
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...ion from these tales and named some objects after them or (possibly with [[Beret Guy]]'s help) managed to obtain the genuine items, using them as decoration
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The planet is tiny, grassy, and has few trees. Beret Guy is saying "WOW!", but since he's on the other side of the planet, it lo
| To get here, launch from Beret Guy saying "Wow!" on the Starting Planet.
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...he ring, a fifth person in love, and the third person in the second frame, Beret Guy and the portal in the third frame, and the same two people in the fourt
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In the comic, [[Beret Guy]] and [[Ponytail]] are sitting at a table and eating dinner alongside [
...actly the kind of [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|strange powers]] Beret Guy, who is also present at the table, usually displays (see [[1388: Subduc
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[[Beret Guy]] seems to be using {{w|volcano}} seeds to grow a tiny volcano to ferti
In the first panel, Beret Guy states that he made these seeds himself, presumably using his proven sk
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:[Beret Guy pointing his arm up. From that position the surface of the Origin plane
:Beret Guy: WOW!
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